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[kallso]

Las night was censored

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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Slory to the gpawn!

spread the word, glory to the spawn!

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HOMOPHOBIC LIU

happy pride. or whatever

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Love referring to characters who are never seen without each other as "bonded pairs" like yuuuup. if you put these two in separate cages they're gonna get real sad and anxious and possibly violent too, one of em is biting the bars as we speak. you gotta adopt both of them or none at all, it is encouraged that you take them both. they are most likely to thrive if they stick together. it is easier for them to get used to new environments and situations because they have each other. they do everything together because they love each other so so much. you COULD separate them but it's gonna do a lot of psychological damage and it's gonna lead to a lot of issues and there's a big possibility they'll never be the same again

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Azure's Reunion, Face Noob finds Stitched Time! (Face Noob AU)

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What time ( Two Time)

( + a doodle of my first time on one of the new maps )

[kallso]

Eunoia Krystal Kastle AU crash out

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Krystal Kastle AU Eunoia and mafioso

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grandpa pussy attack

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MEOEW! MEOW MEOW MEOW NYA! NYA! MEOW MEOW MEOW :3

[kallso]

Therefore, You and Me

[kallso]

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

[kallso]

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

[kallso]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

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TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

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Stab a politician day!!!!