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harry smiling – requested by anonymous

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omg hi . sorry . saw jenny boyd and danielle rose russell in person and passed away

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while  we’re  on  the  topic  season 5  +  6  brittany  is  soooooooo  important  to  me.

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kind  of  died  but  have  unfortunately  been  rewatching  glee.  head  full  of  thoughts.

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“It is the season of extra.”

“Welcome to my extended birthday party that lasts a month long.”

“I’m going to show you a magic trick.”

“I really don’t care.”

“I don’t have all the ingredients for this…”

“Should I flip this?”

“Okay, done, easy, what else you got?”

“Now [she’s/he’s/they’re] never gonna leave.”

“All I’ve ever known is doing it to ‘em.”

“I’m really not mad at it.”

“See…what you need here…is a knife.”

“I need to apologize before anything begins…”

“You’re gonna like it.”

“It’s gonna be good for us.”

“How are you holding that in your hand?!”

“I don’t want to go to the emergency room today.”

“I know you have urges to grab knives by their blade, but…”

“I knew I should have come down here and supervised you.”

“That’s fucking really loud.”

“I don’t need supervision.”

“I had to do it to ‘em.”

“I love when you cook and I do nothing.”

“I’m going to go lay down.”

“How did you get it to taste like that?”

“I wasn’t listening.”

“Exspandex these muscles to open this bag!”

“I can’t stand when you’re so charming and sweet and the best.”

“If you weren’t so funny and adorable, I would just fucking move out.”

“I don’t see the issue.”

“Impress me! Don’t go out of your way, don’t kill yourself, but impress me!”

“I might not have done the absolute perfect job, but that’s irrelevant.”

“How can I fight a recipe?”

*box jumps onto the counter*

“How hot are you?”

“Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.”

“Have you ever considered NOT doing it to ‘em?”

“Welcome back to my kitchen.”

“I need to come to an understanding that sometimes people make mistakes. And I am about to make one today. 95% sure what a big mistake will take place right here.”

“Maybe try sitting down before I say this next part.”

“I made it out of scratch just for you.”

“You might be asking yourself: that’s disgusting.”

“What you did is really unforgivable.”

“They don’t know how to do it to ‘em!”

“You might not be Australian.”

“That’s not allowed. That shouldn’t be allowed?”

“I’m too tired for this.”

“If it goes horribly wrong, as it often does…then whatever.”

“I heard cheese sauce and I just came running.”

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#like uncle like niece

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🐝  *  ―  𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑  𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.   (  all  of  these  are  just  some  random  sentences  i  thought  could  be  fun  to  use.  feel  free  to  adjust  to  better  fit  your  muses.  )

❛  are you kidding me ?  ❜ ❛  at least you tried.  ❜ ❛  can i kiss you ?  ❜ ❛  come and make me.  ❜ ❛  did you hear that ?  ❜ ❛  don’t give up now.  ❜ ❛  don’t lie to me.  ❜ ❛  don’t listen to them.  ❜ ❛  for once, shut up !  ❜ ❛  have you told them ?  ❜ ❛  i can’t help you.  ❜ ❛  i care about you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t believe you.  ❜ ❛  i didn’t mean that.  ❜ ❛  i had no idea.  ❜ ❛  i’m here for you.  ❜ ❛  i’m not giving up.  ❜ ❛  i need your help.  ❜ ❛  i’ll try my best.  ❜ ❛  i’ll never forget you.  ❜ ❛  i’m proud of you.  ❜ ❛  it’s my turn now.  ❜ ❛  i’ve made a mistake.  ❜ ❛  sometimes, life really sucks.  ❜ ❛  stay with me, please.  ❜ ❛  story of my life.  ❜ ❛  tell me the truth !  ❜ ❛  thanks but no thanks.  ❜ ❛  thank you … for everything.  ❜ ❛  to hell with it.  ❜ ❛  wait, are you serious ?  ❜ ❛  wanna talk about it ?  ❜ ❛  we’ll get through this.  ❜ ❛  what’s wrong with you ?  ❜ ❛  what did i do ?  ❜ ❛  what do you think ?  ❜ ❛  when will it stop ?  ❜ ❛  where did you go ?  ❜ ❛  will you marry me ?  ❜ ❛  you can’t just leave.  ❜ ❛  you could’ve been hurt !  ❜ ❛  you don’t trust me.  ❜ ❛  you don’t wanna know.  ❜ ❛  you lied to me.  ❜ ❛  you’re jealous, aren’t you ?  ❜

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“Okay, New York may be disgusting, especially when it’s covered in gray, nasty snow, and the people may be horrible and rude, and some smelly homeless man in pee stained tighty-whities might have groped me on the subway and then asked me for a dollar. But I gots to say I finally feel like I have found my people.”

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more random dialogue prompts ,

“why do you have that look on your face?”

“finish what you’re doing, we have to talk.”

“what have you done to yourself?”

“did you do something different with your hair?”

“it doesn’t do any good to get worked up.”

“when was the last time we had a real conversation.”

“are you in the witness protection program, or what?”

“there’s something wrong with me.”

“no, i don’t hate you.”

“hey stupid.”

“we’re aren’t them.”

“looks like i’ll live long enough to make you pay.”

“you know you’re wrong.”

“i don’t understand, why are you doing this?”

“now, before i say anything, promise me you’ll stay calm.”

“what makes me so special?”

“you have no idea what i’ve been through.”

“you really don’t have to do that, not for me.”

“did you really think you’d get a second chance?”

"how about we don’t do that.”

“i have a lot going for me, but humility is not one of them.”

“you’re the worst.”

“i don’t need you right now.”

“don’t just stand there, looking at me.”

“i thought you were supposed to call me.”

“take my hand.”

“i need you.”

“you’re allowed to need help sometimes.”

“for someone who doesn’t like to feel things, you sure feel a lot of it out loud.”

“when this is all over, i want it to be you and me.”

“why won’t you tell me what happened?”

“you don’t know what this means to me.

“i know it doesn’t make sense.”

“i’m trying really hard to keep it together.”

“i know you’re new, but we do things a little differently here.”

“your voice is putting me to sleep.”

“did you find what you were looking for?”

"you knew and you didn’t even warn me?”

“well, i guess that’s broken.”

“i thought it was part of the act.”

“you think u don’t know you’re only here because they sent you?”

“you promised to call me if you didn’t know what to wear.”

“you can keep a secret, can’t you?”

“how could you do this to me?”

“put the gun down, dearest. i have news!”

“i know you don’t have any reason to trust me, but you need to know something.”

“if you’re here to tell me what happened last night, someone beat you to it.”

“people think i’m weird.”

“i think i’m losing myself again.”

“you can’t be here.”

“i wish you’d come to the funeral.”

“do you know what today is?”

“so, you broke my favourite mug… and you’re breaking up with me?”

“i need to get out.”

“it’s like i’m cursed or something.”

“you are remarkably well-behaved tonight, what have you been up to?”

“you gonna eat that?”

“sir, the pony rides are for children only.”

“i don’t want you to worry about that anymore.”

“we’ll never make it in time.”

“you’d be late for your own funeral.”

“you should have seen it coming.”

“oh, good, you’re here! hold this.”

“why can’t you just be happy for me?”

“on a scale of one to ten, how do you feel about nachos right now?”

“is this how you flirt with everyone?”

“how much longer till we’re there?”

“what have you done?”

“it’s time for you to repay that debt you owe me.”

“where did you get that? who gave it to you?”

“what kind of mother has thoughts like that?”

“i know I haven’t been what you needed, but i’m here, and i wanna help.”

“i never want to hear you say that again.”

“you’re all i have.”

“i know it’s not perfect, but i did follow the recipe this time.”

“i was doing so well until you showed up.”

“don’t eat that! i made it ‘specially for our guest.”

“it’s not that i don’t like my life, it’s that i don’t have the energy to enjoy it.”

“how can you stand this place?”

“don’t take this the wrong way, but you don’t exactly blend in.”

“you need to stop.”

“i don’t like that look, what happened?”

“is that seriously your password?”

“what’s your problem?”

“you had no right to use it without asking.”

“oh, wow, you weren’t kidding.”

“i couldn’t trust my own parents to protect me.”

“i’m surprised you haven’t been arrested yet. wait, no, i’m not.”

“why do you want to help me?”

“ten bucks for that piece of crap?”

“we have to hurry, they’re coming!”

“hey, look what came in the mail!”

“do you want to get a drink or something?”

“please tell me you didn’t eat that.”

“the worst part is you didn’t even notice.”

“if i wanted help, i would have asked.”

“wanna tell me what’s going on with your grades?”

“you need to leave.”

“talk to me, okay? i need to know what’s going on.”

“i do blame you.”

“sometimes life deals you a bad hand, but you can still play your cards right and win.”

“you’re no longer useful to me.”

“i’m not good with sarcasm: if you don’t like me, just say it.”

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i  finally  understand  what  people  are  talking  about  when  they  talk  about love.                independent  selective  multi-muse.   herded  by  noah.

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AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN’T GET ANY GAYER..   indie,  selective  multi-muse.   featuring  canon  muses  from  tv  &  film.   low  activity.   mature  content.   a  study  in  dumbassery,  bimboism  and  silly  little  mistakes.   herded  by  noah  (they/them,  21+).

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another tag drop sorey

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the important tag drop.

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anotha tag drop.