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we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Vampire: The Masquerade, World of Darkness (Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Original Character(s) & Original Character(s), Augustin (OC) & Iris García (OC), Iris García (OC) & Isabel Fullados (OC) Characters: Original Toreador Character(s) (Vampire: The Masquerade), Original Gangrel Character(s) (Vampire: The Masquerade), Augustin (OC), Iris García (OC), Isabel Fullados (OC) Additional Tags: Vampire Turning, Major Character Undeath, Original Character-centric Series: Part 1 of VtM Paris Must Burn Campaign Summary:

Iris is working on her garden, when a well-groomed man in a rather expensive suit offers her his business card, telling her he loves her art and offers his help. When Iris, perhaps naively, accepts the meeting, he turns out to be not what he seemed.

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Basic info

Perisex means non-intersex. If you do not have an intersex variation you are perisex.

Hermaphrodite is a slur for intersex people.

Contrary to popular belief, it was actually used for intersex humans long before its adoption into zoology to be used for cosexual & dichogamous animal species.

It is being phased out of zoology due to its vagueness and derogatory history.

This movement is still in its infancy, so plenty of sources and communities still use this term. Intersex activists are trying to change this.

Reblog for reach, furries especially!

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Unmute !

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Florenta & Karlach (Baldur's Gate) Characters: Karlach (Baldur's Gate), Florenta (Baldur's Gate) Additional Tags: Battle, Post-Canon, Location: Avernus (Dungeons & Dragons), Violence Summary:

Karlach and Wyll are almost at the forge they'd found, almost ready to fix Karlach's heart and allow her to return home. Only one last battle lies between them and their goal. And one old friend.

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"doesn't this charater under insane stress going through extremely traumatic events realize how inconvenient their irrational emotional reactions are to the people around them?" well, see, you're not gonna believe this, but the thing is,

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Reblog this to sprinkle some love on prev!

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I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

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zum folgenden Post fiel mir das hier ein:

Berlin, S-Bahnhof Westkreuz, September 2011

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Yesterday, one of my preschoolers came up to me very concerned, and said, “Miss ____, this book doesn’t have any pages!”

Now, this kid is only three, and I can’t always understand what he says because he’s still so little. However, he carries himself and has the conversational lilt of an 80-year-old academic, so I absolutely believed him. Also, like any library, not all of our books have been as gently used as one might like, so there’s always a chance that the pages of the book this kid was holding actually had fallen out somewhere, and he was only holding the cover. I hurried over to see if this was the case and he opened the book for me, still very concerned.

He had only opened to the end sheet, that blank page at the front of a book. I turned the page for him to reveal the title page. This look of absolute relief crossed his face and he went, “Oh, silly me. I didn’t look hard enough!”

I love kids.

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poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

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warmup mara from nexomon AKA my beloved little starter hehehe

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Horse breed of the day: Australian Pony

Height: 11 -14hh

Common coat colors: Grey and bay

Place of origin: Australia