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redraw of my cryptid designs from last year + three new guys. they're part of a club that searches for evidence of aliens / UFOs :)

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stop calling the mishibijiw (mishipeshu) a cryptid. stop calling thunderbirds cryptids. stop calling popular native spirits and creatures cryptids for the love of fucking god. ESPECIALLY the ones I know you're thinking about when you read this post. you know the one. don't do it.

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You Bedevil me valentine!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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continue the lyrics

*beginning of YMCA* MOTHMAN

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Clown possd

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We did it fuckers

So we didn’t grab the first Production Opportunity (the premise was just too weird for them). There is still hope. I’m submitting it to a different organization Wednesday the 21st. Long live How To Love Yourself (And Mothman), I will never surrender.

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So we didn’t grab the first Production Opportunity (the premise was just too weird for them). There is still hope. I’m submitting it to a different organization Wednesday the 21st. Long live How To Love Yourself (And Mothman), I will never surrender.

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🥺❤️😻💕💞🥰 SHE IS INNOCENT YOUR HONOR

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I know no one cares but clown makeup and clown costumes are supposed to help exaggerate unique features. And in a way, it can be a very therapeutic way to come to terms with your body image.

Got a gut or are big chested? Wear suspenders so people can see the curve better.

Have a round face? Make you mouth big so your face looks even wider

Big forehead? You better believe we're gonna make that bitch even longer.

There are no ugly clowns, only clowns. There are no goofy clowns, only clowns. Be your own clown my friends.

Do you accept clowns who have naturally goofy/ugly faces?? Why is every clowncore model convenitally attractive??? Why don't they ever ever ever show any ugly models for clowncore?😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I think that's just kind of models in general unfortunatly :( however in the world of real clowns they're a lot more accepting :) be the clown u want to see in the world

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be absurd .

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Dutch Van Der Linde is a vampire and that's why he gets crazier and more violent as time goes on.

Point 1: Dracula is set in the 1890s.

Point 2: Red Dead Redemption 2 is set in 1899.

Point 3: Dracula’s characters include the cowboy Quincey Morris, whose good good friend is named Arthur.

Point 4: Red Dead Redemption 2 canonically has a vampire in it, whom the player character Arthur can hunt and kill.

Conclusion: ????

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Batfleck fans... just stop. I know you don’t want to have to go rebuy patches for your shitty $12 amazon plate carrier, and you already dropped five times that amount on batarangs at the mall but even in his most grim of grimdark, faschy, brutal interpretations Batman just is not as fucking cool as you think he is. I know you want your badass leather daddy mancrush but that’s not Batman. Batman is just Columbo and Inspector Gadget’s love child in a gimp suit, AND THE REST OF US LIKE HIM THAT WAY.

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BWAAA DADADA DADADA DADADAAAAA

Mothman, there's no need to feel down I said, Mothman, pick that man off the ground I said, Mothman, cause you're a new town And there's a bridge that need coll-ap-sing

Mothman, there's a place you can go I said, Mothman, when your segmented eyes glow You can fly there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to burden mankind

(Trumpet)

Cause you're a really big M O T H A really really big M O T H You have big flappy wings And red glowing eyes And the element of surprise

Cause you're a really big M O T H A really really big M O T H You can hunt in the woods You can hang out in trees And you make other people flee

Mothman, are you listening to me I said, Mothman, where do you want to be I said, Mothman, why do you hide inside When you can fine new ways to unwind

Mothman, there are things just like you I said, Mothman, monsters and cryptids too I said, Mothman why don't you go out and hunt For new friends who can screech and grunt

(Trumpet)

Cause you're a really big M O T H A really really big M O T H You have big flappy wings And glowing red eyes And the element of suprise

Cause you're a really big M O T H A really really big M O T H You can hunt in the woods You can hang out in trees And you make other people flee

Mothman, I was once just like you I said, Mothman, I had nothing to loose I wanted new friends, who by me would abide But instead I would just try to hide

That's when, a forest creature found me It said, young man, follow me to the creek It's where the creatures and the mutants will meet And if you joined that would be real neat

(Trumpet)

Cause you're a really big M O T H A really really big M O T H

You have big flappy wings And glowing red eyes And the element of suprise

Cause you're a really big M O T H A really really big M O T H

Mothman, Mothman, there's no need to feel down Mothman, Mothman, put that man on the ground

Cause you're a really big M O T H A really really big M O T H

Mothman, Mothman, there's no need to feel down Mothman, Mothman, put that man on the ground

Cause you're a really big M O T H A really really big M O T H

Mothman, Mothman, are you listening to me Mothman, Mothman, where do you wanna be

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(to the tune L-O-V-E)

B is for the way you buzz at me E is fucking every flower you see E is enjoying nectar, a pollination vector S is so much more than hummingbirds could ever hope for

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but you don't really care for music do ya?

There once was a doctor named Freud