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❝ Want to find out what I turn into at midnight? ❞

HALLOWEEN PICK-UP LINE SENTENCE STARTERS 

STATUS → ACCEPTING 

It was odd, knowing that she had a real home now. It was relatively small when you compared it to the homes Jumi grew up in, but this one.. This one was her own with no expectations from her overbearing father or the weight of the past surrounding her with every wall and hung picture that she looked at. It was different, but it was good. Although the blonde couldn't manage to live alone and didn't bother entertaining the concept as she was quick to drag a close friend to be her roommate. Said roommate was currently occupied elsewhere for a few days, which was how she somehow managed to talk Yoongi into coming over to marathon Disney movies with her. It wasn't too hard -- not when she promised him his favorite snacks, and scheduled nap times if he got too tired. They were onto their third movie at this point, both of them probably not paying much attention anymore. The two new additions to her home, Bullet and Bomber, were lounged together on the other side of the couch from where her and Yoongi had been curled up for a handful of hours, indulging in a cat nap. The film playing was one of her favorites that her best friend, Minjae, had introduced her to as a child. Who wouldn't fall in love with an animated film about a girl in a ball gown that's running away from a prince just before the bell rings at midnight? She pulled the blanket up to her chin, knees knocking together as she pressed her legs close to her chest to help provide her with more warmth. It took a moment for his words to register, Jumi semi-reluctantly tilting her head to avert her gaze from the screen in order to gauge his sudden question. Her nose crinkled as she tried to figure out where his train of thought was heading. "I swear, Min Yoongi, if you say something ludicrous like 'Min Suga Genius,' 'Holly,' or even 'Sleeping Beauty,' I am going to hit you with this pillow." Her tone was somewhere between exasperated and fond, eyes twinkling with a slight amount of mischief at the idea of hitting him with her throw pillow.

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This has been on my mind for long but I’m gonna do this - please reblog this if you’re comfortable with pre-establishing relationships. I do not mean “met at the grocery store two weeks ago” or “have a common friend”, but rather stuff like “have been best friends since kindergrden”, “go for a beer every friday”, “friends with benefits”, “dated in highschool”, “hate each other’s guts because -insert reason-”  etc. Something meaningful (but not necessarily shippy) and I mean with muns/characters you have not interacted with, because I cannot believe I am the only one who prefers jumping right into the heart of the human interaction

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i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs

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I'm loyal and kinky af, what more could you want?

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i used to be passive aggressive, but now i’m aggressively passive. don’t mess with me kiddo. i’ll be right here. i’ll fucking forgive you

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“Please keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.”

NON-ROMANTIC FLUFF STARTERS

STATUS →  ACCEPTING

The first thing out of her mouth was an attempt to mock his words despite it ending more like a wheeze that quickly turned into a fit of harsh sounding coughs. At this, there was no denying how sick the female was. One would think that there was a crisp winter breeze settling around her home due to her teeth chattering and hands rubbing furiously in a weak attempt to jolt her numb fingers back to life. It was amusing, to say the least, since only five minutes prior she had mumbled off something unintelligent about walking around in nothing because it was just too hot. Her cheeks are flushed to match the dusty rose color that her sore nose had become over the past two days, hair disheveled after not finding a lick of energy to properly comb through her locks. Jumi couldn’t recall the last time she was this physically ill. Her body was normally a fighter, only recalling a handful of times she had caught something over her 24 years of life (most at a young age). She was grateful to those who had stopped by and kept her company, even more so now that food was involved which served as a reminder to her rumbling stomach. There was no shame in how excited she got over food. “I was going to say something sarcastic, but I– thank you. Really, thank you. You didn’t have to bring me anything.” Her smile was warm as her words and more than likely the only part of her that didn’t look like a disaster.

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( general idol. literate. reblog/follow/message. )

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halloween pick-up line sentence starters.

taken from various places on the internet because who doesn’t wanna flirt with a ghost? no one, that’s who.

❝  I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?  ❞

❝  You’re the most boo-tiful ghost I’ve seen all night!  ❞

❝  You look so good, you’re making my crotch rise from the dead.   ❞

❝  If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.  ❞

❝  You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!  ❞

❝  You must be a ghost, because you’ve been haunting my dreams.  ❞

❝  Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?  ❞

❝  You are dead sexy. Literally.  ❞

❝  That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.  ❞

❝  Hello there, boo-tiful!  ❞

❝  You wanna take a ride on my broomstick?  ❞

❝  Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!  ❞

❝  You must love Halloween! You don’t need to change to dress up as an angel.  ❞

❝  I hear this house is haunted, we better stick together.  ❞

❝  What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?  ❞

❝  All these ghosts and I still don’t have a boo.  ❞

❝  Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?  ❞

❝  If you were a jack-o’-lantern, I’d totally light your candle.  ❞

❝  I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.  ❞

❝  I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.  ❞

❝  Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?  ❞

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“i’m just tired, you know? i’m just fucking tired.”

MOVIE SENTENCE STARTER

STATUS →  ACCEPTING 

The rarest of times were when Minjae and Jumi both had a night off to spend together. Time spent together usually consisted of 3 AM pizza and American show rendezvous after Minjae had let himself into her apartment with the spare key she gave him the moment she had gotten her own apartment. Another time was when they were doing homework or projects when the both of them managed to snag a class or two together. Instead it was a Saturday night, opting for sitting inside of her apartment drinking, talking about how much different everyone else’s lives were from the ones they spent behind closed doors.

Jumi was warm and her lips tingled and her fingers felt twitchy, but she wasn't nearly drunk enough to be going on about the topic they had recently settled on. 'I'm just tired, you know? I'm just fucking tired.' She knew. Jumi didn't want to know exactly what he was referring to, but she did. She stretched backwards, lifting her arms over her head as she settled farther into the couch. Her rib cage rose and fell steadily, the delicate skin just barely showing through her borrowed white shirt that bunched up around her hips. Some rational part of her brain was still holding on, forcing her to instantly bubble up regret. Regret that this was her life, and more importantly that she had made it his, too.

"I know, JaeJae. I'm sorry I dragged you into this mess in the first place." Jumi breathed out, her voice sounding scratchier  and less clear than she remembered it being. "I never wanted this life for you, you know? You had such a bright future ahead of you. Fuck, you still do. I just-- this? You don't need this. You should be getting paid for that fucking brain of yours, not for fucking other peoples brains out."

The lump in her throat that she had to swallow was almost embarrassing. She was definitely having word vomit right now, blaming the bottle of soju that she brought back to her lips for the umpteenth time. The rush of blood in her ears, the wooziness of finally being drunk enough to break down the filter she had learned to keep up at a young age almost made her cringe. Jumi never bothered to voice her opinions on the subject, knowing it was touchy for the both of them. Yet here she was engulfed by guilt and pain for the boy sitting next to her. He wasn't blood, but even if they were she knew that their bond ran much stronger than shared DNA. He was her lifeline, and she'd be damned if she brought him down with her.

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Non-romantic fluff starters

“Here, I saved some for you. Try it?”

“I just really need a hug right now…”

“You. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.”

“Join me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.”

“It’s cake, how difficult can it be?”

“Sure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.”

“I had a nightmare… can you stay up with me?”

“We’re going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.”

“This would look so cute on you!”

“Okay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, I’m not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.”

“I said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*…”

“You’ve been working too hard and I’m calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.”

“I’ve got a gallon of ice cream and if you don’t get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.”

“Fight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.”

“My hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, it’s going up your back.”

“Oh my god, just pet my hair already.”

“After that movie you’re staying for a sleepover. I know you don’t want to go home and sleep alone anyway.”

“Is there a reason you’re gnawing on me?”

“C'mon, I need a Player 2.”

“I bet you can’t make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.”

“If you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.”

“What was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.”

“When we get that house you’re handling the spiders.”

“Going to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.”

“It’s not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.”

“It’s an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?”

“Please tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while they’re still in the dryer*.”

“Can we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.”

“I’m singing along to this song and you can’t stop me, so either deal with it or join me.”

“C'mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.”

“I hate this game so much. Here’s a link, you should totally play it.”

“I take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.”

“HELP I HAVE A SPLINTER”

“Okay, but consider that if you don’t watch this show with me, I’ll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.”

“If anyone turns that fan off again I swear someone’s going to bleed.”

“Help me, the computer’s making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.”

“THIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!”

“I have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.”

“If I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.”

“I need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and you’re it.”

“Yeah, but you’re *my* nerd.”

“The remote is two feet thataway and I don’t feel like moving. We’re stuck with this.”

“You are aware this was the worst idea ever and you’re lucky you’re my best friend, or else I’d leave you alone to deal with this.”

“I’d say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.”

“There is a perfectly good reason I’m eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, I’m certain of it. Probably.”

“Okay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.”

“Please keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.”

“That sounds like a bad idea. I’m in.”

“If you don’t come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.”

“We made a pact based on SpongeBob jokes, you can’t back out now.”

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“that’s the problem.               if she wanted to dance,          i would let her wreck the furniture.”

                                                      literate - oc - semi selective 

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Funhaus Sentence Starters

“Does Canada fight wars?” ”You’d be surprised at how destructible everything can be.” “I don’t panic. I do fart though.” “Those are live rounds asshole.”  “Just like the Romans!”  “Oh bad idea! Bad idea!” “I only know because I just saw them and I’m scared.” “It’s Russia so everyone’s got a fucking gun.” “It’s lined the fuck up!”  “You’ve never been married. I’m pretty sure you’ve never even been on a date.” “Have you ever wanted to kill someone? Well now you can.” “We gotta get out of here he’s got a gun!” “You’re fuckin’ crushin’ it.”  “If I could go to sleep, I would.” “But what about the gay stuff?” “Yeah, but I don’t wanna suck on your nipples. “I’m warmed up now. You’re all gonna die.” “Oh my gosh I’m a demon.” “Hey that’s my wife you son of a bitch!” “The only thing that’s changing in this room is my sexuality.” “ It’s the puss, all the puss thrown my way kills me.” “As expected.” “Now get in there and get fucked!” “Look at my sweet pants!” “You started a gang attack.” “Cum wins!” “You know nothing about women either.” “Go down her.” “I would rather get stabbed and die in the basement of 7 Eleven.” “You ejaculated in a library?” “Fuck the government, right?” “Do you think Jesus has a large collection of sandals?” “But that’s Vegas, not America.” “Woah there, Tokyo Drift.” “You’re already sinning in the eyes of the lord you son of a bitch.” “I was pouring alcohol while you were talking. Now I’m drinking alcohol.” “Can we go back to sexbots?” “You just activated my GET FUCKED card!”

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THE BLACK PRINCE! ♔

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fluffy starter pack #1 !!

NOTE; these are NOT from specific shows, books, etc. DO NOT ask references. there are from MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT.

“ there’s no such thing as too many pillows. ” “ i’ll buy you some ice cream, okay? ” “ hug me!! ” “ did someone say ‘movie night’? ” “ your teeth are gonna rot with all those gummies. ” “ you’re softer than the bed. ” “ surprise tickle fight!! ” “ win me a bear. ” “ you’re such a weenie. ” “ i want some food. ” “ don’t go to work today… ” “ i need blankets!! ” “ i heard ‘cookies’ and i was intrigued. ” “ wanna make a cake? ” “ i don’t like the lightning… ” “ c’mon, let’s go for dinner. ” “ i bought the wrong bag of chips, didn’t i? ” “ is the helium working? ” “ aww, you’re so sweet. ” “ cuddle meeeeee… ” “ do you need some bandages for your cut? ” “ the carnival’s in town!! ” “ i love you. never forget that. ”