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Aye, friendly reminder I am no longer active on this blog. This place is officially archived as of 1/19/2024.

You can find me on @n3on-graveston3s-calling from here, forward.

<3

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Moving!!!!!!!!

Just a heads up:

I've essentially moved my writing to @n3on-graveston3s-calling . That's where I'll be posting my writing from now, forward. I'll be transferring some of my old pieces from here to there. This acc will most likely get archived or something of the sort. I needed a fresh start, and this acc was too cluttered for me to ever consider trying to organize it. <3

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character who is sun-coded but not in the traditional ray-of-sunshine way. character who is sun-coded in the sense that they burn hot and bright and powerful, that they're a raging fury of fire and passion, and that maybe, just maybe, they are destroying themselves as they do so.

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Scribbles before I head off to bed 🥰

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Matthew Lillard, coming off of being robbed by not even being contacted to voice Shaggy in "Scoob!", Has decided to return to his roots and be a Serial Killer.

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"Oh thank god Blumhouse didn't make the purple guy sexy" fucking dumbass Matthew Lillard is hot, what you mean to say is "Oh thank god Blumhouse made the purple guy look like an actual dad from the 80's instead of an anime soft boy twink straight out of genshin impact or gacha life."

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Josh Hutcherson as Mike Schmidt Five Night at Freddy’s (2023) dir. Emma Tammi

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This is the standard winged nightjar and it has one singular stupidly big feather on each wing... if you even care.

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character design tip: get his fucking tits out

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My sister and I were watching Lost but not paying a ton of attention and then suddenly the TV is like "Okay so we're going to have to remove two inches from the width of the island" and we both like snap our heads up like woah we were literally just dealing with a time travel problem why do we need to make the island a little smaller now? But it turns out the dog had laid down on the remote and turned it to Property Brothers so like bad news for whoever's kitchen they're designing but good news i guess for the Lost people for not having to shrink the island

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I’ve seen a number of people say “why don’t they just make up fake military vehicles instead for games” in regards to the War Thunder debacle. Now, the average tumblr user’s autism isn’t about military hardware, so I get why it would be no different to them, so I’ll instead put it in language that makes more sense.

In Stardew Valley or Animal Crossing, if you were planting fake crops, catching fake fish, and using fake tools, it would undoubtably change how the game feels. If instead of corn you bought kernelshucks at the general store, and you tilled the soil with a dirtscratcher instead of a pitchfork, it would be weird, right?

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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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everyone saying that gotg3 is the best thing marvel has put out since endgame is honestly extremely disrespectful.

gotg3 is so much better than endgame

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I wanna make a new tumblr bc this one is a mess.

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as much as it physically pains me to admit jared leto is the one man I trust to understand a met gala assignment

(for context he dressed as karl lagerfeld’s cat)