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Yep I’ve been watching She-Ra again

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BOOST!

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"Hi, please stop scrolling if you are tired of Africa being ignored"

https://linktr.ee/Allqueer

If you ever considered yourself an ally to POC and specifically movements like Black Lives Matter, share this information with your followers.

"Global struggles are everyone's struggles." - no matter the cause, no matter the country.

Addition:

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Propositions for the 2020 NHL All-Star Game

1. The only reporters allowed are children ages 5-8

2. During the game, no one can play their position. Ever want to see Mark Scheifele as a goalie? Frederik Andersen as a right winger? Here’s your chance.

3. Forget about anything hockey related for the skills challenge. Who wants to see more hockey players shooting more pucks at more targets? Let’s have a baking competiton with Gordon Ramsey. I wanna see Matthew Tkachuk get yelled at for using too much sugar in his fondant.

4. Let’s also have them play jump rope and hide-and-seek. These guys didn’t have a childhood because all they did was play hockey. So let’s give them one now!

5. Get those guys in figure skates. Can Connor McDavid go as fast as he normally can now that he has a toe pick? Let’s find out.

6. A spelling bee where all the words are hockey player’s names.

7. Giant game of freeze tag including all the athletes, mascots, and 30 randomly selected fans.

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Freddie Andersen in bedddd hc

I’ve been meaning to write something about this so I’m glad you requested this 🥳

I get major soft!dom vibes from him

Also he’s huge and he definitely likes to use his size to his advantage

He likes knowing that when you’re together he’s all you can think about

How could you not though let’s be honest

This man is gorgeous

King of going down on you until your screaming his name

Makes everything about you

Kisses all over your skin

So much praise I can’t even go there right now

Likes being in control but is open to letting you take over sometimes

Will have you ride his thigh after tough games

Shower sex is also a huge thing in your relationship

“We’re just showering, no funny business”

“You say that every time princess”

Has a few kinks like choking and light bondage

And I get the feeling he’d be into spanking if you really pissed him off

But he’d immediately rub your ass and cuddle you whilst telling you how much he loved you

Definitely the kind of guy to fuck you in a restroom if you tease him whilst out with the guys

Doesn’t like to mark you too much unless you really piss him off

Is either sweet and loving or rough as fuck

There’s no in between

Aftercare is a big thing

He’ll clean you up

Have a bubble bath with you

Give you some of his clothes to sleep in and the cuddle you until you fall asleep

Would 100% wake you up the next morning with his head between your legs

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Hey there hockey fans! Gotta crush on your teacher? Well come on down to my fanfic where I include those two things! Right here: https://pancakebutton.tumblr.com/post/611186168011374592/master-list-part-i-part-ii

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sure other hockey teams have dogs but what if the flyers had a team rat, like one of those good rodent friends who sniff out land mines

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Here’s why I like hockey tumblr more than hockey twitter:

I’m not tough enough for hockey twitter, which is filled with girls who talk endlessly about how mental health is important and then do a pile-on because a female hockey reporter said or did something they don’t like. 

Hockey tumblr on the other hand is basically just “here’s a GIF of a dude with some puppies” and “what if those two guys had sex? I just wrote 7k words about it” until someone runs through the door and yells “THEY MADE A COMMERCIAL ABOUT HOCKEY BUTTS” and everything dissolves into chaos. 

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The Freds be thick af

hockey team thickness - Toronto Maple Leafs

inspo

if you ever wanted to find out who the thickest leaf is here you go

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This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

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reblog for a perfect second semester

the universe knows you will learn from your first semester mistakes

second semester is when we all get 4.0s

we got this. 

reblog to help a friend

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Be more like Brandon.

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01.08.20 | WPG @ TOR

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