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one time in my last job a woman came up to the register explaining that when she bought stuff a day prior the clerk forgot to scan a pair of socks worth less than €2 and it was only right for her to bring it back to the store and pay for it proper. unfortunately my manager was directly next to me at the time and took over the register to handle this serious issue. the receipt she had brought with her said which register performed the previous transaction that forgot the socks and the manager could find out who was running that till on that day. poor dude had a manager yell at him for a half hour about how much of an incompetent fuck up he was, he left the job immediately after but i couldnt tell you if he quit or was fired

i think about this moment a lot. the customer seemed like a sweet woman with only good intentions and when she paid for the socks she had a look on her face that said "i feel good because i did the right thing". and a guy lost his job because of a pair of socks. if shit like this ever happens to you and a clerk forgets to scan an item just think of it as a small blessing or that you had good luck or something. keep it.

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We've had a family/murder of crows visiting our garden for years now, and this season the chicks are soooo helpless! They just stand around expectantly with their mouths open as the mom crow eats. Which is what inspired this comic! :)

Stickers-socials-patreon!

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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

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“no crew, no help, just pure hustle” cut to this poor woman bawling her eyes out. what the fuck is wrong with people? why is this being framed as a good or impressive feat? this person makes below poverty wages already. Burger King meanwhile takes in $27 billion in global revenue every single year. everyone involved in making this woman endure this should be tortured and force fed chicken fries until their heart gives out. fuck this country.

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hi! i wanted to let you know that i had a blast with your "what the fuck animal is that?" quiz!

how did you learn about so many (and different) of them?

**~AUTISM~**

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Ways to fuck with people for no reason: when shooting banter with someone you're just getting to know, suddenly go dead serious, and with a low and calm voice, cautiously ask them "just so we're clear, do we have a 'takes one to know one' situation here or am I completely misreading this?", and when they confirm that they have no idea what you could possibly be referring to, just go "ah alright, nevermind then", and carry on like that never happened.

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Schizophrenia and other psychotic disorders appear most often in your 20s and are believed to be a primary reason why so many people in their early and mid 20s suddenly disappear with no signs of foul play.

If you are in that age range and you're suddenly feeling scared, paranoid, like people are out to get you, please get help. If you have friends or loved ones in that age range and you notice them suddenly behaving strangely or erratically, reach out to them. Make sure they know that they're not alone and that they have options.

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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally

Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious

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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus