When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy makeup >.<
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walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
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Me: I really need to do this thing today.
Me: Yeah okay sure but hold on, hear me out, okay... but what if, okay, what if we do it TOMORROW instead?
Me: Oooh yes.
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i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever
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relationships are so scary like someone can go from being happy and in love with you one day to not giving a shit about you the next day and that terrifies me
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is it okay to smell every single candle when you’re in the candle section of a store? i’m asking for a friend. i’m kidding. i’m not asking for a friend. i was asking for me. and i actually don’t care if it’s okay. i’m going to do it anyway
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