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i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.

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i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

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kids these days are resorting, due to the lack of third spaces, to an activity known as fishwindowing, which is when you go to your local big box supermarket and map out the blind spots in the surveillance cameras so you can come back later with a comically oversized trench coat and ask for the biggest whole fish that the deli section will give you, and then you shoplift it to take it home and freeze it. when it's fully frozen solid, you take it to the home of one of your local congressional representatives while they're on vacation and chuck it through the window so they come home to a broken window and a rotting mess of fish. which is of course a crime but what can you do? what is this world or our society coming to? we used to have values

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President Snow being so obsessed with his hauntingly covey ex toxic situationship that he inadvertently brings about his own demise bc he just refuses to properly handle the threat that is district 12 for 64/65 years is insane like imo haymitch should’ve been the last straw!

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He made sure Haymitch had his fill of the milk and bread so that after he fed Lenore Dove he couldn’t also eat one

The beef between Haymitch and Snow is so funny. The way Haymitch drank an entire pitcher of milk just so Snow wouldn't get any, so Snow kept supplying him milk throughout his entire stay in the Capitol after his victory... bro what are you doing you're the president of Panem😭

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beetee latier came up with one singular plan ever to defeat the hunger games and canonically tried to make it work TWICE despite the fact that it literally blew up in his face the first time.

this officially makes him the world’s most accurate fictional scientist because he HAS a favorite hypothesis that he IS going to make sure works even if it fucking kills him

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Haymitch winning in an arena with 48 tributes (double the normal), and then being forced to watch 48 more kids die, and then being able to bring home 2 tributes in the same year (double the normal)… okay, that’s fine

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finding out about katniss really makes the scene where madge teaches her how to play the piano kinda hurt a little bit

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Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.

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troll lineup frm prob a month ago ::::)

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I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.