karlachx

[karlachx]

its funny when events that probably couldve been traumatic dont bother you so you'll end up casually dropping stuff like "so after that time i almost got lost at sea as a kid-" and theyll be like WHAT and youre like. oh yeah dont worry its just part of my lore. its honestly not even a top five interesting backstory moment. focus please.

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truly just as we have universal health care we need to have universal death care. dying is not optional and funerals should not be a financial burden for families.

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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Im just so frustrated bc it doesnt seem fair that your skills can degrade over time. i LEARNED IT😭

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or like will people despise me if i take some few days off work to take a rest

anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"

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For too long we’ve allowed these vampires to poison the night and kill our people! Now, we finally have the means to strike back! We now have Auriel’s Bow. The gods themselves have favored us and we must answer with action! The time has come to finally put an end to Harkon and his unholy prophecy! We will march on their lair and destroy those wretched abominations so they can no longer corrupt our world! This is our fight and this is our fate! This is the time…of the Dawnguard!

THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM: DAWNGUARD (2012)

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my mutuals are so awesome but my conversation skills are much less awesome

[karlachx]

and please remember to stay up late because that’s free time

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STRAY [30/?]

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It turns out that you can become the person you’ve always envisioned but you’ll still have the person you were before inside of you and you have to treat them with as much forgiveness and love as possible

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Scenery in Stray 26/??

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tatiana khristenkóva

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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

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Blah, blah, blah! Obey me! Arrow in my face!

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microflirting by glancing at you from time to time