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Yes, it's called dnd

Y'all ever just…. Try to do basic math in your head and your brain blue screens?

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Charles Boyle would want you to eat healthy. Amy Santiago would want you to drink water everyday. Terry Jeffords would want you to take your medicines. Hitchcock would want you to value your friends. Scully would want you to rest. Adrian Pimento would want you to keep fighting. Rosa Diaz would want you to stand for yourself. Captain Holt would want you to be proud of who you are. Gina Linnetti would want you to be confident. Jake Peralta would want you to smile.

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MA999

What’s your android model #?

Take your birth year (eg 1992)

Multiply it by your birth month (1992 x 09 = 17928)

Then divide by your birth day (17928 / 18 = 996)

Then take the first letter of your first name (eg A)

The second letter of your middle name (eg R)

And then put it all together!

I got AR996! :)

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I. I need all the alignment chart memes. All. All of them. My hands are shaking. Please.

AIGHT YALL RB THIS POST WITH YOUR ALIGNMENT CHART BLANKS FOR THIS ANON

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Gabriel: Fuck Aziraphale!

Crowley: I'm trying!

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Beelzebub, to Gabriel: I hate you with every inch of my being

Gabriel: that's not a lot of inches

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Lmao

What’s this? Voltron trending? And do my eyes deceive me? Could it be? Klance?!

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I don't believe in this stuff but idk let's try lmao

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

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When I was like 13 I was bullied and girls in my class called me ugly. One day I straight up asked one of them "Why? Why do you say that I am ugly? What part of me makes me ugly?" because I thought I looked average. And she froze. She was like "Ah... Your braces". To which I replied that they were temporary and that I would only be wearing them for a couple more months. I asked again "besides my braces, what else makes me ugly?". She only gave me vague answers like "Your whole face". But I kept asking "No, I'm really curious. Is it my nose? My jawline? My eyes?". In the end she just said "It's you. The way you are. Your personality is ugly". And I answered "Then don't call me ugly ever again". Needless to say that the reason they actually hated me was because I was a geeky smart-ass XD

#GrowingUpUgly When guys in middle school would get dared by their friends to ask you out and see if you say yes as a joke

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hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

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Messing around with the enemy

Adora ran through the forest, her training coming in handy to navigate through and Whispering Woods. She felt a pang of guilt at having to lie to his friends, but she couldn't resist the impulse that led her every other night to do this.

She reached the specific tree where they met, marked with a double cross. She looked around, trying to find her.

"Hey Adora, looking for me?" Mismatched eyes shone above her, from one of the branches. Soon, Catra landed besides her. "I thought you said you mis-"

She got interrupted by Adora's lips crashing on hers, making her back hit the tree and pressing their bodies together. Catra's claws found their way to blond locks of hair, gently caressing them. When the kiss broke apart she smirked.

Adora's cheeks were noticeably red, even in the dark. "I do miss you, that's why I keep coming here."

She knew she was putting everything in jeopardy. She could get captured, any day a trap could be waiting for her, for She-Ra. But she also felt this intense urge to be with her former best friend.

Catra snorted, giving her nose a boop. "You wear your heart on your sleve, dear Adora." She leaned in, making their lips almost touch. "It's a good thing that it's all mine, isn't it?"

The blonde gasped, of course she knew that, but... It was hard. You couldn't just be in love with the enemy when you were She-Ra. So, she tried to hide those feelings, to not let anyone know. But, of course Catra knew, she had always knew.

" Come on Adora," she purred "just say it."

"I-I..." she tried, but she was still coming to terms with everything that was going on in her life.

Catra's brow furrowed. "Come on, we keep sneaking here to make out, it's not that hard!" she complained. "Do you know how much I'm risking?"

Adora scowled too. "I'm risking stuff too. But we don't have to! Please, Catra, come with me, join the Rebellion!"

"Ugh." Catra rolled her eyes, it wasn't the first time they discussed that. "Listen, I don't care if you wanna run away and join some stupid rebellion, but I wanna live. And the Horde will destroy everything Adora. I would be very happy if you decided to retutn, but I can't go with you."

"You don't understand Catra, the Rebe-"

"Enough!" her claws were out and she pushed her away. "Adora, I like you, but we've been over this. Either we steal these moments for ourselves or nothing." Her anger seemed to fade away into resignation. "I'm not going to run away and you're not coming back. So, let's just enjoy this..."

Sadness covered Adora's face. "It doesn't have to be this way..." she grabbed Catra's hand.

"But it is..." teary mismatched eyes found hers. "So... Let's just kiss for a while and then go back to our own homes... Okay?"

Adora nodded, hugging her enemy. "Fine..." And they kissed gently for a while, murmuring sweet nothings into each other's ears.

Eventually they parted ways, both knowing full well the consequences of their acts if they were to be found. Both lamenting that destiny had taken them on different sides and turned them into star-crossed lovers.

"Catra." Adora said before leaving "If you ever join the Rebellion... I'd be happy to tell you how much I love you." and she disappeared into the woods.

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