(Stolas is dealing with his divorce and isn't sure Blitz will really help his case, so they meet in the judge's chambers to discuss things further, much to Blitz's annoyance)
Blitz (Taunts): What? You think I might tell everyone in the courtroom that you like being the little spoon?
Stolas (Defensively yells): Everyone likes to be the little spoon! It makes me feel safe!
Scully: We have good news and bad news.
Holt: Bad news first.
Hitchcock: The fire we started in the bullpen is out of control.
Holt: The WHAT?
Scully, holding a perfectly toasted poptart: Wow, so you don't even care about the good news.
Neil Gaiman quit Tumblr because someone decided to send him a terrible crossover fic of Good Omens, Deltarune, and Brooklyn 99 in which he was a character and there was a scene of him pegging Jake Peralta.
Incomplete List of Moments from the TV Show "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" for which Andre Braugher Should Have Won Every Available Award
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Went back to my inactive xwitter to find this incomplete and out of order thread of moments for which Andre Braugher should have won an Emmy. Gem after gem after gem. God dammit he was so good dude this sucks!!
Rosa: If you had to choose between Charles or all the money in my pockets what would you pick?
Gina: Depends, how much we talking?
Charles: Gina?!
Rosa: 50 cents
Gina: Sold.
Charles: GINA?!