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[katheyn]

Cage me like an animal A crown with gems and gold Eat me like a cannibal Chase the neon throne If I could only let go

Death pact, fulfilled.

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Update: they just texted me goodnight and called me sweet queen of nightmares?????

I.....feel attacked. I'm so bad with normal compliments already. And they gotta add a scary spin to them, too? No defense.

Queers Disasters of Tumblr, lend me your wisdom.

Are they flirting with me? They said they wanted to hang out and nap w/me?

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Queers Disasters of Tumblr, lend me your wisdom.

Are they flirting with me? They said they wanted to hang out and nap w/me?

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I feel like after Sanji and Zoro got together, the #1 Zosan shipper, Brook would definitely ask the pervert cook what Zoro's panties looked like.

This is something that would happen. I feel it in my soul.

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chetney turning to dorian and braius and saying “listen, I’m going to tell you guys straight… nana morri’s is fucked. it’s a nightmare. it’s absolutely psychotic. I mean, she’s lovely and it’s home, and the warm hearth and the yeah, yeah. there’s like people gardens and shit. it’s going to be bonkers.”

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watching the m9 for the first time

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Please tell me I'm not the only one whose noticed that the majority of people that Ashton finds attractive are like canonically taller than them, the exception being of course Orym - which is fair, he smol but buff and hot.

We got The Nightmare King, Fearne, and Braius, all being called attractive by Ashton and also being called tall.

Ashton just wants to be little spoon and that is so valid.

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I -and I'm pretty sure, Taliesin- just hope that Ashton gets that date with Ira someday.

They're crush on the Nighmare King is fucking great. Get it, you freaky little rock.

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Okay ATLA Fandom at 3 am this morning I woke up with a burning question, and I need the collective brain cell to help me find peace.

Where the flip did the wood used in the Southern Water Tribe village come from?

Like, I don't remember seeing ANY trees at all around there. But they had to use it for a lot of things, boats, spears, torches, fuel for warmth and cooking, fishing poles, etc.

Like to support a whole community, even a diminished one after 100 years of war, you would need a steady and nearby supply.

I don't know why this is bothering me so much, I blame the neurodivergence.

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How I think Keyleth came up with the titles for BH

Keyleth talking to Percy: the Bells Hells are going to have a difficult journey and they're getting a a dangerous task and I wish I could do something to support them and give them some confidence.

Percy: hm yes, I see what you mean, have you thought about giving them titles?

Keyleth: what? Titles?

Percy, making hearteyes at Vex who is talking to Allura: Yeah sometimes they just show people that they are worth something.

Keyleth: I see yes, I gave orym one already. But I don't really have any for the others

Percy, looking at Grog downing a cask of Mayonnaise: they don't have to mean anything. You're the Voice of the Tempest, leader of the Air Ashari. You can do whatever you want and noone will disagree with you. Just do it with enough pomp. You can give it meaning later or they will.

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Idk if people who hate/dislike Ashton didn’t grow up around actual punks, have never consumed media centered around punks, or are just obtuse. Nobody owes you magnanimity. Fictional characters can be grouchy and rude and imperfect and refuse to mask their hatred of corrupt systems. Real people do all the time. He has a charisma of 6. Could be neurodivergence. Could be the base level of chronic pain keeping them from giving a shit about other people’s feelings. Grog had an intelligence of 6, so like, do the math maybe?

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It's so funny that Essek 'fuck the Luxon' Thelyss was taken in by Ludinus 'fuck the Gods' Da'leth and within the span of three years was like 'yeah this guy is gross' and fucked off to play house with Caleb 'fuck the Assembly' Widogast. It might be the funniest (derogatory) thing that's happened in Da'leth's entire life.

Like all he had to do to keep Essek was give him half an ounce of affection and the occasional piece of research, and he fucked it up, so now he has to deal with this fruity little elf being Exandria's one man taxi service to the most annoying adventuring groups.

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Brennan said that he wanted the battle leading to the fall of Aeor to feel like the horrors of a power fantasy. How one gesture from a god’s hands can decimate hundreds. Laura said that while exciting at first, the immense power she wielded as the Raven Queen felt unfair. Ashley hated doing everything she did, she said so the whole time constantly.

It doesn’t matter how good anyone’s intentions are. It doesn’t matter if the Wildmother or the Everlight love mortals unconditionally. Trist had to betray Cassida even though she hated it. When you have that kind of power people get caught in the crossfires. Ashton is right to question not their seat on the throne, not who should have the throne, but the throne itself.

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I serve the weak.

I serve the forgotten.

I serve the dirt beneath my feet.

Ashton Fucking Greymoore gentlefolks 🥹🤘

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"your ship will never be canon" you silly silly boi

I don't want my ship to be canon

I don't care what happens in canon

To me canon is just another fanfic that I really like

I'm here for the fanfics, the fanarts, the memes, the people and the vibe

My fav ship being canon is the last of my concern

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i didn't watch house but

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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.