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Made myself a shirt with my new sewing machine #crafty #sewing #dolman #homemade #diy
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Fun fact: I got this pin from a 50 cent machine when I was in #NewZealand a few years ago and I've had it on all my purses since then. #isv #2009 #nz
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Blueberry beer is purple #beerthirty
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Eventually I'll figure out the right way for my body to get healthy. I try to eat 1200-1400 calories a day, and keep track of what I eat (and it's honestly not that bad. Not any fast food or sweets, but not as much fruits and veggies as I should be getting) and I've been trying to hit the gym for 30-60 mins 4 days a week (granted it's only cardio and no weight lifting or anything at all).
I'm just having a fat day I guess.
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What do I do when I don't have anything to do at work? Make a pattern in illustrator of my shirt. #graphicdesign #graphicdesignprobs #nerd #vectorlove
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So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right? Remember when nemo first met him, and he said: “See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Guys.
Pearl was showing off his dick.
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Wearing my #CSUSB jacket today. And no one knows what school it is. #azlife #csusbalumni #casualfriday #unnecessaryhashtags
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#Frankenstein #rubberduck joins our clan of "Objects in our drinks"
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So I decided I was going to run 3 miles, no matter how long it would take. I ran it in just over 45 minutes (the extra 8 minutes on there is from warm up and cool down). Now that time probably seems slow, and maybe a little bit sad, but I don't run. And when I do I just try and see how fast I can run 1 mile (which isn't that fast either). So I'm proud of myself, and it's a step in the right direction. AND I ran the first mile in 11 minutes which is like 1-2 seconds slower then my fastest mile from high school (again, not a runner over here).
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My new space dress. Because why not! #bmbluegalaxymaxi #space
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My favorite #Disney character. #Buzzlightyear
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#CarsLand in #CaliforniaAdventure
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7 miles. 1800 calories. And a sunburned face. And "not" crossing over into the national park. #hiking #tucson #arizona #outdoorsy #fitness #workbitch
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