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… I know I’ve been focused on other projects, but I’m kinda in love with the idea of pregnant chompette…

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I think the connotation gives people a negative vibe, but as someone that finds factories fascinating and awe-inspiring I consider that phrase a compliment. Women are born with the innate ability to create life. That alone should be celebrated and the term Baby Factory should be considered one of the greatest compliments

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Onlyfans is screwed. AI video gets better every day. In a few years, no one is gonna pay for a real woman’s onlyfans. Hell, most of the time the poor saps are getting catfished in DMs. The age of hedonism may very well be coming to an end, and that’s terrifying because I don’t know what comes next. Just more reason to build homestead infrastructure and pull back towards self reliance.

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Maybe the first was a surprise and the second was planned, but well meaning family knows that "replacement' is unacceptable. Sure, it's the bare minimum but who wants to be known for doing the minimum? So you went for number three. Above replacement, a good start, a perfectly stable family... But you never really decided to stop, sure you weren't trying anymore but you weren't preventing it either. Number 4 was a surprise again, so used to being pregnant your body didn't even show most of the early symptoms. Number 5? Well, that on was a little more intentional... you just felt so empty.

Who's to say you'll stop at number 6?

Baby #6 and counting. Keep breeding my dear

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Part of what makes getting knocked up such a fantasy imo is the fact that it’s sort of like your partner is claiming your body for their own purpose. Once your tummy is swollen and round everyone who sees you will know that someone fucked you good and deep. Everyone will know that someone claimed you as theirs and that they put their baby right in that belly of yours. You can’t hide a bump like that forever, no matter how hard you try. And your partner just gets to watch in satisfaction as you grow, knowing that your body is creating their baby.

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I like that the implication of this is that it doesn't have to, but it assuredly should. Beyond any biological or sociological arguments, it's just so much hotter when you know a couple trips to "Pound Town" results in your family gaining another member. You shouldn't stop at just once, either, take those trips often.

Damn right

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I dunno if this take is about to come across as sexist and I honestly don't really care all that much: But I've always had this thought in my head that the VW bug was the perfect little car to give to a housewife. I mean, it's a as round as she should be and if we need to take the kids anywhere then it should be a family outing anyway. Keeping track of them at home is already a handful, she shouldn't be doing that on her own in public.

I dunno though, that's just me.

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There's something so compelling about that simple act of possession. It isn't malicious, it isn't demanding, it just is.

i swear to god a man rubbing his woman’s pregnant belly is THE hottest thing

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Unless medically necessary, don't induce. Your body knows better than you do. Discomfort and shortness of breath may be difficult to deal with, but defying your body will only make things worse. It will let you know when it's time. Until then, enjoy being pampered, enjoy being waited on hand and foot, and enjoy knowing that, at least for now, your little ones are as safe as they'll ever be.

Now, if you want to help things along naturally: Stay Active. Walk, or waddle, at least a mile every day. Do squats or roll your hips on a yoga ball. Though the best way to get those babies out is and always will be the same thing that got them in there to begin with. So why don't you make daddy happy and help your bundles along?

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I'm getting started on my garden late so I'm tearing up grass trying to get ready before I miss the planting window for my first crop. Shit's rough, I'm sore, tired, and really not looking forward to doing more tomorrow.

Oh well, just cuz I don't want to do it doesn't mean I won't. Hopefully, I'll be tossing out updates on some of the crops here soon.

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There are a few things about this that genuinely make me very happy. I mean, first of all, she's gorgeous, right? Absolutely glowing with such an upbeat attitude despite clearly being pretty sleepy. Then there's the outfit, I mean who doesn't love a beautifully pregnant woman in overalls and a crop top? It's perfect for sneaking a hand onto that beautiful bump. Then, with all of that out of the way, she's not just pregnant but she has her little one scurrying around and she's lovingly helping her. Another round or two of this so she's got multiple little ones hanging off of her with another nestled within and she'd be the ultimate image of motherhood, fertility, and beauty in my opinion.

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I'm not a couch, I don't pull out.

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I just want others to see the beautiful picture that this is. I adore the composition and her form on display in such a tasteful and loving way. I have no doubt she makes an amazing mother.

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Life Sentence Drabble

Imagine an Omegaverse setting where the dynamics were held to different standards, different rules, different punishments.

Nothing for Betas would change, crimes are the same, their punishments wouldn't differ from the real world.

Alphas would have some changes, instead of jail time they'd get sent to war or forced into manual labor, and no one really questions that. I mean, Alphas are huge, powerful, and more than capable of doing manual labor well beyond what a Beta could handle.

But it's the Omegas that I think would be the most interesting change. I mean, I can't imagine a world where we depend on Omegas for the next generation would be too keen on locking them up. There'd undoubtedly be countless Omegas caught for petty larceny or prostitution, and sure they'd get fines or maybe community service, but that's not where the interesting option comes in.

Murder.

That's right, Omegas in a modern age would be just as capable of murder as anyone else. I mean, firearms are the great equalizer after all, and in a world with a tempestuous birth rate as our own we couldn't rightly just lock them up for it...

No, a Life Sentence for an Omega would be different... a life for every death. Three Alphas dead during a home invasion? Well, you won't be put in jail, but the world needs those three Alphas back, and not just any baby will do.

Litter after litter spent trying to replace those three alphas that were lost that faithful day... she wouldn't mind, though, right? I mean, it's what she was made for after all.

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YEEHAWWWW

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Still my favorite RWBY character.

epic neo posting

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Calling "Yedolf Yitler" far right is like calling any American politician a "civil servant" sure, you aren't "wrong" but man do you look like a jagoff trying to sell that one. That guy clearly had one of the biggest mental health crisis public breakdowns possible and it happened to coincide with him peddling merch during the super bowl. Man had to have set up that commercial months ago. It's fucking WILD that his crash out lined up perfectly for him to pull that shit.

Far right weirdos literally ran a superbowl ad to sell swastika t shirts

It’s not really accurate to describe Kanye as “far right weirdos” as if he’s a group of right wingers and not one crazy person that doesn’t have the support of either side.