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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

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Pride cookies for work! (These were snack not for guests)

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I did it again.

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This took so long to make and I’m debating actually trading it eventually at the concert vs just keeping it because it took an hour to make it. But when more beads arrive, we will see.

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I have not picked up a book in years but i have read an ungodly amount of fanfiction in the last week

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Maybe nasty horrific on screen gay sex will be allowed if Battinson gets this Harvey Dent in the next movie

BIG BOY I WANT A BIG BOY GIMME A BIG BOOOOYYY

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Elijah Wood, Daniel Radcliffe, and Robert Pattison all have this like... this vibe. This energy.

I'm not quite sure what it is...but it's something.

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Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs

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Shout out to the day i killed the queen via AO3, legendary (name of the fanfic is jigens sick adventure, yes it is a sickfic)

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yeah about ur boyfriend... we mistook him for a red onion and peeled him apart. yeah like the onion.. sorry

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...do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-

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make better choices