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when mutual tell me two fictional men i dont know had gay sex

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300 fox way

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ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

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Balm your lips father of two, it's fanservice time

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Pure Heroine x TRC

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its always like be careful this song might become a memory. this cologne might become a memory. this brand of beer might become a memory. i time travel all the time

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insane in dark side of the moon when sam tells dean the reason he doesnt look at family the same way as dean is cause he never got the crusts cut off his pb&j and sam’s looking at a guy who MAYBE had that done a handful of times cause cmon the kid was 4 how many sandwiches was he eating like that and even then it’s the principal of sam stating he was never mothered. insert screenshot of dean literally making sam, around the same age, dinner. the pitiful “yeah, but im your family” of it all

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just a pinch of pynch eheh

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i think it’s fun that in call down the hawk, a book really detailing the misery and eventual crash of ronan lynch, mstief added in that declan was cool and had been cool the whole time. and basically only ronan didn’t know he wasn’t cool. like really kicking ronan while he is down. just no remorse

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opal pond time

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i'm kind of like if a girl was an empty train at night

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no canon fact will ever be as funny as ronan saying fuck it and going ham for six days a week, then slinking into church every sunday and apologizing to God for being so cocky, just to do it all over again 

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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

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Legend has it if you put any good tag in the title of your favorite car movie, it sounds canon. The #the brothers lynch and the Furious.