kceptions

[kceptions]

seokjin is the type of person to be annoyed when he uses facial recognition to make miis and it turns out like shit while taehyung just chooses the default and says '' done ".

[kceptions]

[whenever something minorly inconvenient happens]

jisung: tragic someone this sexy has to go through this much 

[kceptions]

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

[kceptions]

the way I felt this in my soul......the way I can picture it.....blessed

Changkyun: I really am a dark and mysterious force of nature. I'm so threatening, god herself couldn't lay a finger on me

Wonho: you see, you say that, but you're also wearing a hello kitty onesie while nursing a mug of hot chocolate...with whipped cream...and rainbow sprinkles

Changkyun, sipping his drink: irrelevant

[kceptions]

[kceptions]

jisung: you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself when i’m not even talking 

[kceptions]

day6 as vines

younghyun : bitch gon step on my fuckin toe bitch with the fuckin cowgirl fuckin boots bitch DISGUSTING

sungjin : hi, my name is chelsea, what’s your favorite dinner food?

wonpil : is there anything better than pussy? yes, a really good book *keyboard noises*

jaehyung : don’t fuck with me! I have the power of god AND anime on my side! *screaming*

dowoon : hi my name’s derek, welcome to pizza hu- *heavy breathing* lemme guess, pizza? *faints*

[kceptions]

Kihyun is always one step away from slapping a bitch and I think thats very sexy of him

[kceptions]

hyungwon: ‘what was the #1 song when you were born?’

jooheon: ‘my crying’

hyungwon: ‘who’s it by?’

jooheon: ‘me; I came out the womb rapping’

[kceptions]

sanha, wrapped in like 3 blankets, surrounded by 20 pillows, candy in his hands and mouth, and a bear plushie resting on his shoulder : ‘am babey [:’

[kceptions]

monsta x except...

...they said gay rights

[kceptions]

jisung: can i sit there?

hyunjin: that’s my lap

jisung: is that a no? 

[kceptions]

mark lee calling u ‘shawty’ : a compilation

[kceptions]

nct except...

...it’s ot21 getting the love n attention they all deserve

[kceptions]

nct’s discography except...

...it’s just them saying ‘skrt’