#incorrect bts

[7ndipity]

Hobi: we’ve been trying to tell you this for years, your bacon allergy is a lie

Namjoon: Yoongi-hyung made it up so you’d eat healthy as a kid

Jungkook: no no! I’m just allergic to a lot of stuff

Jungkook: bacon, donuts, halloween candy, not saying thank you-

Jungkook: ...oh my god

[suga-kookie-chaos]

Yoongi: *carrying all the groceries*

Hoseok: *reaches hand to help*

Yoongi: *aggressively moves all bags to one hand so he can hold Hoseok's hand*

[vanilla-almond-cupcake]

yoongi: *with an iced americano*

hobi: *also with an iced americano*

namjoon: what you got in that cup?

hobi: energy potion (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

yoongi: death in a cup

[darkpuppysuit]

[The pack in a diner at 2am]

Waiter: What can I get y'all to drink?

Namjoon: I'll take a cup of coffee grounds. Just the grounds or whatevers left

Waiter: Uh...

Yoongi: I'll have a glass of room temperature vodka

Waiter: Jesus Chri- okay

Taehyung: Can I have the experience of tasting a root beer for the first time?

Waiter: .....

Jungkook: I'll have a coffee and bacon, I can mix them together if you don't want to?

Waiter: What the fuck?

Hoseok: I'll have a glass of pancake syrup.

Waiter:You- you want a pint of grenadine?

Jimin: Ooh that sounds good I'll take that please.

Waiter: 👀

Hoseok: Pancake syrup. No pancakes. The sweet stuff darling, pour it down my throat

Waiter: .....

Y/n (very softly): I just want a salad...

Waiter: I'm afraid to ask....

Seokjin, as loud as he can: Steak, rare and a bottle of goddamn wine. Please, for the love of fuck

[incorrectnamgi]

Namjoon : Welcome, fellow idiots

Yoongi: Hello, Namjoon

Namjoon : No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Yoongi: You underestimate me

[fandomcentralsstuff]

[btsicedtea]

hobi: I'm back (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

the sun : oh crap there goes my job

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Jimin: You can ask anyone. We are close.

Taehyung nods

Yoongi: sometimes V and my boyfriend have sleepovers on our bed with me in it

[taechnological]

Incorrect Bangtan #189

seokjin : let's go to church

namjoon : i'm atheist

seokjin : ok how about when the heist is over?

[exslytherin]

hoseok: hyung, what's a metaphor? yoongi: my life is a trainwreck hoseok: I know that, but what's a metaphor?

exslytherin on tumblr

[weishenbwi]

Jimin: What's something that no matter how it's explained to you, you just can't understand how it works?

Yoongi: Space, it's so big that it is unfathomable and I think it's expanding?! Into what? How did it start? It's all a mindfuck

Jin: "Into what ?" haunts me.

Jungkook: Thanks for sharing that nightmare.

Namjoon: What's worse...There is no center.

Hobi: Sure there is, you’re there center. And I’m the center. And you, whoever is reading this is the center.

Tae: Thanks. I needed that.

[7ndipity]

Y/n: would you really take a bullet for me?

Jin: *cradles their face gently*

Jin: no

[namjoonknee]

taehyung in france thats tae amo

[vanilla-almond-cupcake]

late mother's day post but oh well

jin: *walks in the room*

the rest of bts: SURPRISE happy mother's day

jin: *looks at the table and sees lopsided waffles with a heart icing clearly made by novices, and the huge mess in the kitchen*

jin :*tearing up* thank you i love you dorks

[darkpuppysuit]

Kidnapper: We have your son

Seokjin: Which one?

Kidnapper: Uh... the quiet one?

Seokjin: Wrong I have none of the sort

[incorrectnamgi]

Yoongi: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Namjoon: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Yoongi:

Yoongi: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives