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Still the greatest magazine cover of all time. Why are they framed in shadow. Why is the text so stark. Why is this being framed like the poster with the villains on it for a superhero movie. This summer: a new sexual identity emerges. The bisexuals will change the hierarchy of the DC Universe forever

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Florence pugh on set of THUNDERBOLTS* (2025).

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and they still tried to tell us there was nothing in the show that proved Bucky is queer.

my dude, my guy, my gal, my nb pal.

THE WHOLE SHOW IS PROOF THAT BUCKY IS QUEER, DID WE WATCH THE SAME THING???

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During a mission, Logan gets doused with something nasty, and his healing factor is fucked up for the better part of a month while Hank works overtime trying to figure out how to fix it.

Initially, Logan shrugs it off, and Wade kind of just goes with it. Yeah, he doesn't feel good about the whole sudden break in two-hundred-plus years of near-immortality thing, but Logan isn't acting weird. He's taking showers in the morning (still scalding fucking hot), going for daily ten-mile runs, sitting down on the rusty fire escape to read his old-person books.

Not that any of those things are particularly reckless, it's just that Wade thought that Logan would be a little more...run down without his healing factor.

But nope. That was apparently not the case.

In fact, it is so not the case, that after the first week, Wade almost forgets about the whole thing.

That is, until they're sitting on the couch, bickering about whether they're going to watch Love Island or Antique Roadshow. And Logan--the stupid-ass motherfucker--innocently threatens to stab Wade in the head.

And to prove his damn point, unsheathes his claws.

Which--to Wade's very apparent horror--results in a waterfall of blood streaming from around the gleaming metal where it usually attaches to Logan's skin.

And Logan has the fucking gall to stare at Wade like his bald fucking head is on fire.

"What?"

It's only after Wade drags Logan to the bathroom, forces him down onto the toilet, and demands that he retracts the damn claws back into his body, that he realizes Logan didn't even fucking flinch.

He didn't flinch when the claws came out, and he didn't flinch when the claws went back in. Logan was sitting perfectly still, expressionless as blood streamed down his forearms and his skin was left open and raw.

"What the fuck, Peanut?"

"What?" Logan repeats, cocking his head, confused.

What the fuckkkkk?

"Doesn't that fucking hurt? Without your healing factor that's gotta be painful as hell. God knows I wouldn't take a steak knife to the knuckles for non-sexual reasons."

Logan shrugs, staring down at his hands while Wade applies pressure with a wad of gauze, trying to stop the flow of blood.

"It always hurts, just used to it. Sorry about the blood, I forgot that I wouldn't heal. I'll clean the stains on the couch."

It hadn't occurred to Wade that the claws fucking hurt, healing factor or not. Fuck.

So, Wade decides the only viable option is to become the fucking claw-police and make Logan keep those motherfuckers in his damn arms unless there was another really important, borderline universe-ending emergency.

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the best part about this is that the official Marvel website also says they're the "Breakfast Club" of the MCU.

so the AU is basically canon, in a way.

I need a Thunderbolts* Breakfast club au so bad.

We even got the perfect stand in for vice principal Vernon

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Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes - 1917

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Wade: hey Logan, you wanna watch hello kitty?

Logan: what on earth is Hello Kitty?

Wade: *gasp* bite your tongue young man.

Logan: in literally all the last posts you called me fucking old.

Wade, somehow spawning in dressed as cinnamaroll: this is illegal, Peanut, sit down, we’re watching this fine art.

1 hour later-

Wade: so?

Logan: this makes no fucking sense.

Wade: I don’t either, deal with it.

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👅✂️🥁🐱

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omg look! it's them!

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simply can't wait for Thunderbolts* to finally come out at the end of the month so I no longer have to watch this shitty recording someone made in the cinema ^^

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Logie Bear's a big gay babygirl

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you're not alone.

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well, it's not gonna hurt to reblog right?

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It happens every time John doesn't put away his shield... Even for 5 minutes.

And yes... Again (consecutive) i draw a super soldier being bullied by animals.

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babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

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Laura tells Logan and Wade Happy Father's Day and they immediately start crying.

@pandapool: She blurts it out in Spanish and then opens her mouth to repeat herself but Logan, already tears in his eyes, waves her off saying 'i got it kid.' and opens his arms for her.

Wade is coming apart at the seems and just launches himself at her trying not to ugly cry. After all he never thought he'd be a father never thought he'd hear that.

That definitely made up for everything in his life. The both of them think they can die happy now, so pleased that their girl thinks of then that way.

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idk man i thought of this in a drive through