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Sorry everyone we’ve been quiet! But we’re planning something because we saw something really cool!

We’ve already pulled like, 5 of them.

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Ngl i just like Pokémon shelters because of this, sometimes you don’t wanna beat up your new friends.

why can no one just meet their pokemon normally anymore it's always "I saved my pidgey from a rampaging persian" and "my ulta rare shiny pokemon just came up to me one day and wouldn't leave"

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Yeah and that’s fair but there’s also multiple Ho-oh and Lugia, the only real Pokémon that’s there’s like “one” or is Arceus and that Pokémon is known to just rip pieces of itself to give to 10 year olds who prove their worth. They’re powerful yes, but they’re rarer.

【Espurr】 - What's something that makes you want to explode someone with your mind? :3

When people consider legendaries one of a kind, no there’s usually multiple of them. They’re just a rare species.

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Live birth does still happen here but it is a lot more rare, this is mostly due to cross breeding.

The more Pokémon crossbreed the more they need a common way to reproduce, genetically the shortcut of all life is an egg. It allows protection in many different Pokémon, plus there’s a lot more reptilian and plant dna within the gene pools to allow this to happen… overall.

Yeah, it’s a thing. Just not a common one, I saw a pikachu give birth once… it was cool I guess.

Wait wait wait in your guys' universes. All Pokemon. Come from eggs? Like? There's no live birth?

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You would of loved my parent, they did it and no one noticed.

It's weird that I haven't fought any villains who, like, stick their face on everything. Like, no Eggman type guys where their logo is their face and its everywhere and also their mech is their face. Never fought anyone like that. It's weird.

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Never.

Oh yeah, by the way kids

Do Not The Ultra Beast

Not just the nihilego, all of them.

This has been a PSA

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【Espurr】 - What's something that makes you want to explode someone with your mind? :3

When people consider legendaries one of a kind, no there’s usually multiple of them. They’re just a rare species.

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【Liepard】 - What's the stupidest lie you told and got away with?

I once had tricked someone into believing they were seeing a shiny litwick on a sunset (which causes them to be harder to identify btw)

We spent hours chasing non shiny litwick. But it was revenge for this certain person doing that to me about cleffa.

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【Persian】 - What's the weirdest habit you have?

I have started doing this again lately because of Miraidon… but humming, mostly old lullabies. Apparently I sound like a mother when I do it…

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【Purrloin】 - What's the dumbest thing you got in trouble for?

Breaking a bone. It wasn’t even my bone.

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【Espurr】 - What's something that makes you want to explode someone with your mind?

Being told that area zero is empty or dangerous for non Pokémon reasons, or every time I climb a tower and see one of those little gimmieghouls on the top after I just barely fought off some wild Pokémon!

Leave! Do not linger there you little dummies!

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【Luxio】 - Is there anyone you wish you could see again?

Yeah, my brother. I don’t see him often enough and I feel like I should, but he’s someone that’s hard to get in contact with. Doesn’t fully understand my lifestyle and choices.

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Catmon themed ask game!

【Skitty】 - What's your favorite memory from when you were younger?

【Delcatty】 - When was the moment you realized you weren't a kid anymore?

【Espurr】 - What's something that makes you want to explode someone with your mind?

【Meowstic】 - What helps you ground yourself / calm yourself down?

【Purrloin】 - What's the dumbest thing you got in trouble for?

【Liepard】 - What's the stupidest lie you told and got away with?

【Glameow】 - When's the last time you felt glamorous / confident in yourself?

【Purugly】 - When's the last time you felt embarrassed / unconfident in yourself?

【「Shinx」】 - Are you close to your family? (Found-family, Blood related family, pokemon family, etc, whomever you consider family)

【Luxio】 - Is there anyone you wish you could see again?

【Luxray】 - Is there anyone you wish you could guarantee to NEVER see again?

【Meowth】 - What's the weirdest way you've ever caught a pokemon before?

【Persian】 - What's the weirdest habit you have?

【 Remember to send an ask to the person you reblogged from! :D 】

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Bad take, the absolute worse

hate this guy

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I’m gonna boop everyone while I can, muahgaha

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Sure, keep acting tough if you want to.

Hmph.