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It’s time to celebrate! The marathon WrestleMania weekender is over and it’s left us plenty to discuss from the world of WWE. From six men in NXT trying to impale each other on assorted hardware store items to the conclusion(?) of John Wrestling’s problems with Tomato Chomper. From Charlotte and Asuka having the greatest women’s match of all time to Ronda Rousey surprisingly knocking it out of the park in her wrestling debut. From the returns of Bob Lash and The Samoan Joseph to the debuts of Ember Moon and the ‘IIconics’ (pronounced ‘Two-conics’, for sure). You get all of that, and approximately five hours (and two hours on the pre-show) of us crying about the return of Daniel Bryan. Wrestling is wild, yo.

Also, what’s the deal with Brock Lesnar constantly trying to murder people on live TV? We’ll answer that question and much more pertaining to pancakes, partners, and punches to the dick, so sit back, relax, and don’t trust Roderick Strong.

Let’s.

Do.

This?

Suggested talking points: 205 Stars, beef off, MAMMA MIA, Dakota Kai’s seven limbs, Pete Dunne’s batsignal, Trent Daddy Seven, Savio Vega, Satan’s merch, Aiden English’s haircut, Marvel matches, Bayley and Sasha shit, Miz Lovegood, T-shirt and pants Finn Balor, tuning up the curb stomp, Playstation graphics, hologram matches, woodoo, sad for Rusev, hammy and cheesy, Hammertime Twins, short stacks, John Cena is Festus, long jorts, peak Elias, Undertaker’s Greatest Hits, Shane By God McMahon, a critical analysis of Daniel Bryan, good gear game, phenomenal stories, the Shinsuke community???, Strowman and Strowboy,  Nicholas is legal, Roman Reigns is a little bitch boy, Steinermath, bizzaro world, Bobby Lashley’s smelly armpits, Brother Abigail we knew you’d come, the Orphans of Pain, Heath’s slew of kids, conga rosebuds, Blissclipse, a new Paige, the Iconic Duo’s iconic duos, S.H.E.I.L.A., Intergender cash-in, old Ring of Honor matches, thicc-off, tiddies.

The Daniel Bryan Award for Beard of the Week nominees: Daniel Bryan, No Way Jose, Rusev, Warbeard Hanson.

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RUSEV DAY!

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Peyton Royce,Billie Kay,Carmella:Smackdown Live 4/10/18

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Shinsuke Nakamura and Nita Strauss at WrestleMania 34

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WWE + Text Post Meme Part 2: Women’s Division 2

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hold your applause

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This is so surreal

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Winter is Coming

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This is so PURE I really wish he was back on Raw or Smackdown I just love the way he is