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have you heard the mpreg news

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Khanin: I don't know these people. You're the only person I know in this whole country. I asked you politely to hang out and you ignored me. Now that I'm officially a royal, you have forced me into my truest form; the ultimate brat.

Charan: Dear God, save me.

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The king: I'm sick

Me, slowly catching words to add to my foreign language vocabulary via dramas: Papoi? Ain't that one of them minon words?

Despicable me really did just stick words into google translate then shifted them through 10 languages until they lost the origingal meaning.

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Khanin bandaging Charan's wound with his T-shirt

Charan: You'll get sick

Khanin: I grew up in London. The rain has no affect on my immune system.

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Charan: It's easy to unlock handcuffs

Khanin: Show me

Me: NOPE! DON'T DO IT! THAT'S HOW JHON WAYNE GACY GOT HIS VICTIMS

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Now that Beetlejuice and Ghostbusters are actively expanding their stories, can we please get a crossover?

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The pit babe meme is how I found out about the new pope.

I can’t tell what is funnier. This or people finding out the queen died through a love in the air sex scene.

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The Next Prince: The clans compete to see which family's heir will take the throne.

Me: So the main couple are princes from different clans, right? So like a Romeo and Juliet thing.

The Next Prince:

Me: The main couple are from DIFFERENT CLANS, right?

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Arashi are saying that they are going on one last tour in spring of 2026. What type of tour are we talking about? A normal Japanese tour or a "world" tour where you go to like 4 American cities? Either way I'm going to have to get my passport, and have troubles getting tickets.

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My family: We lost the election! I swear it was rigged! Canada is headed straight for the gutter!

Me, who voted Liberal:

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I just found out that dashcon 2 is happening in Toronto and that it's sold out. I'm disappointed that if I learned about it 2 months earlier, I could have been a part of history.

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Phu: You must be tired

Cir: I just want to take care of you. but sometimes it might be too much.

Me: I'm going to headcanon this as a conversation about switching.

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Cir: I Sasaeng a little too close to the sun

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Wim: So, what are you going to do next?

Cir: Level up to become a psycho stalker

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People: The Boy Next World is too complicated. I don't understand what's happening

Me: it's Lady Gaga-Paparazzi

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Cir: Just let me explain first

Phu: If your lips are movin', then you're lyin', lyin', lyin', baby

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Rome to Cir: Your fiancée came to the university and shot Phu! They had to use three buckets to wipe up all the blood. The doctor said that if it had been just a centimeter to the right, it would have hit his heart. I'm surprised they let him out of the hospital this early.