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saru brother

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Had a bit of brain fog before trying this, worked wonders and I'm a lil closer to my sharkie than ever beforeeeeee

Stop Scrolling. It's Plushie Time.

Grab one of your plushies, whoever happens to be closest to you right now.

Pause any and all media you've got going on right now.

Pick out a good makeout song (my personal choice is No Witness, by LP) It must be a minimum of 2 minutes long.

Hold your plushie in your arms, close your eyes, and start the song.

Until the song ends, you are not allowed to open your eyes, and you must make out with your plushie the whole time. Don't just kiss her on the lips, lets your lips trail down over her, guide her mouth down over your neck for her to nibble at, have fun with it. Maybe moan or whimper a little.

Once the song ends, open your eyes and tell your plushie how amazing she was, and thank her for making out with you, then cuddle with her a bit as you resume what you were doing before.

Alternatively, if you're both a bit hot and bothered after that, you two could always move things to the bedroom...

Either way, you may now resume scrolling. You are immune to this post until sunrise tomorrow.

If you do not have a plushie available, are not in a place where you can do this comfortably, or cannot complete this task for any other reason (including discomfort with the idea itself), you are also immune until sunrise, an immunity which may be repeated as many times as necessary.

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Remember, when you're training your sub, it's important to center their experience just as much as your own. It's fun to take a meek yet obedient girl and turn her into an efficient and remorseless killing machine, ready to capture, torture, and slaughter anyone you tell her to with zero hesitation, but be sure not to forget that she has her own emotional needs and stakes in this experience as well. Do the little things that remind her you still see her, you still love her, you still understand who she is and what her needs are. Maybe do something special for her 10th kill, like going on a trip back home and ordering her to torture and kill her own parents, for a sense of catharsis, her new mistress making her sever the ties that bind her to her past trauma. Show her that you care. It makes all the difference in the world <3

(with affectionate apologies to @bubblegumgothglados, whose various posts and reminders prompted this)

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Hello trans woman with internalized transmisogyny. In the next room is a group of people who all want to have sex with you. Not just anyone who will begrudgingly be alright with you as long as they have sex, but people who truly want to have sex with you in particular. There's no need to convince them because they will practically throw themselves at you. Your task is to pick one of them and top for at least 5 consecutive minutes without crying from feeling like you're harming them in some way. If you fail this task you will be given a copy of Whipping Girl by Julia Serano and as many therapy sessions as you need to overcome the way you view yourself, all paid by me. Wait why are you crying already it hasn't even begun yet what the fuck how hurt are you

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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

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Going to bed, wish I was going to bed curled up in my cage

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Just in case any of you are confused, TikTok being banned and coming back not even 24 hours later with a giant "we thank President Trump" message is NOT a win. It's a huge red flag and a sign that this was a thousand percent planned.

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This on a personal level

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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Hate Meta so much

Finally got out of Instagram and now I'm realizing that I *don't* have that much social media presence now

This is new

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Bleh

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Not gonna be any sort of focus for this app ngl, y'all just getting the thoughts that don't appear on BS or FB

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Block the witness take the stand

DENZEL CURRYYYYYYYYY

CANT COMPARE ME TO JESUS BECAUSE HE AINT NO ONES FATHERRR

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Social media aversion hits so muchhhhh

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Invent an estrogen vape you cowards

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Old motherfucking gamer

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are