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i love my 70’s dr where i can go full bush with no shame

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Z

having an s/o who doesn't exist in this reality, not even as a character, is so funny. yes, there's this little guy in my head. we're in love.

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im old as shit guys

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𝘐𝘕𝘛𝘙𝘖𝘋𝘜𝘊𝘐𝘕𝘎: 𝘊𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘉𝘰𝘮𝘣!

aka my band dr <3

Also, this is based on the IF WIP @infamous-if !!!! you have to check it out, your life will change forever

A band formed in high school, consisting of six people

Seven: the male singer ★🎸

tall and tanned, long wavy dark hair and a pout...the definition of heatbreak.

His signature? The red bandanna he never takes off.

Rowan: the guitarist ★🎸

The humour of the group, he's known for his 'mad' skills (his words), his token red beanie and white tipped dreads.

Cindy: the keyboardist ★🎸

Fiercely loyal and equally scary...think of a black and pink streaked pomeranian

If you ever want some advice...or a thinly described insult, call Cindy

Jade: the bassist ★🎸

a goddess on earth, just one look could blind you from her shimmering beauty, she's sweet but just a tad bit scary salty.

Want a tip? don't fuck with her

August: the drummer ★🎸

The newest member of the group, and the definition of nonchalant, super mysterious,...and hot?!?! leave some for the rest of us

Don't worry they care!...we think

And finally

Berry: the female singer ★🎸

The striking blonde bombshell, if Courtney Love, Sabrina Carpenter and Stevie Nicks had some magical lesbian love affair that resulted in a child?

Berry would be that child

And it was perfect...the band was making waves, slowly climbing up that ladder

Yes, it was perfect...until it wasn't, you see, the band had a few rules:

𝑵𝑶.1

Don't date your bandmates or your friends, for that matter

𝑵𝑶.2

If a decision needs to be made...consult everyone in the band first

Needless to say...they broke these rules

The first break was Seven and Berry, they fell in love as most teenagers do...so that rule was scratched.

The last mistake was simple...the group voted for Seven to become back up vocalist...without consulting Seven NOR Berry.

So Seven in an outrage left. He broke it off with Berry and blocked everyone...he just left.

The public? Very mixed opinions.

It's been a good few years now, and Cherry Bomb is better than ever! They just got selected to join the biggest reality show ever, BOTB (battle of the bands) Could they actually win????

They're closer to their goal to fame and pumped is an understatement to what their feeling!

But wait! there's a twist... Sevens new band 'Soft Violence'...they're in it too!

...How juicy

BOTB is notorious for playing up the drama...will Cherry Bomb be a victim to this? How will Seven and Berry act when they see each-other for the first time in three years?

Who knows?...

We do! Tune in to the next season of Battle of The Bands!

𝘈𝘓𝘉𝘜𝘔: 𝘏𝘌𝘈𝘙𝘛𝘚

ꨄ︎ Since U been gone

ꨄ︎ Hot n Cold

ꨄ︎ Pocket of Sunshine

ꨄ︎ Supercut

ꨄ︎ Rich Girl

ꨄ︎ I love you, I'm sorry

ꨄ︎ The grudge

ꨄ︎ HOT TO GO

ꨄ︎ Lacy

ꨄ︎ Somebody that I used to know

re-blogs and likes are appreciated!!

also I've tagged some of my mooties cause tumblr has shadow banned me >:( rude.

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the realest

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we might just be back

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For the past 4-5 years, shifting has been a huge part of my life.

It brought me so much joy and excitement, and it felt like such a magical and fulfilling experience. However, I’ve realized that it no longer sparks the same joy as it did in the past, and after a lot of careful consideration, I’ve decided to take a long hiatus from shifting. While it’s been an amazing journey, and I've adored sharing story times and advice. I feel it’s time to focus on the life I’m building here.

The inconsistency of my shifting has been getting to me, and it’s started to take more energy than its giving. Shifting will always be there, and I’m grateful for all the experiences and lessons it’s given me, but I’ve started to fall out of love with the realities I once cherished so much.

This decision wasn’t easy, especially since I’ve always been the “shifter” friend, but deep down, I knew it was coming. I’m going to miss everyone so much, but I know this is the right step for me. It’s a bittersweet moment, but it was just so obvious that I didn't have the same passion for it then when I started.

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On Jan 23 4:56 pm/am it'll be 123456 💃🏻 + this post was posted on 7:08

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Some crazy things happened shifting wise and long story short i’ll be taking a break from shifting and tumblr for awhile

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2024 mattheo riddle girls are just a grown up version of 2020 draco malfoy girls

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I need to live in the Dracotok time period one more time

Just give me it one more time and I'll never take it for granted again I swear

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The actual shit fire of drama that is my housewife Dr right now is insane.

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Literally my kid in my Bimbo Dolls dr

i can’t wait for my daughter in my 2000’s fame dr to become an insufferable nepo baby

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HERE I AM HERE

twd shifters wya

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I feel like it was supposed to be a take on these memes and they just made it painfully unfunny

Hey there! I noticed that you have 'poc shifter' listed in your tags. I was wondering if you could let me know which breed you meant, if it's alright with you. I'd prefer to use the correct derogatory slur for you.

SO um chat what?