kelpietheshifter
kelpietheshifter
Kelps the Shifter
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kelpietheshifter Ā· 4 months ago
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For the past 4-5 years, shifting has been a huge part of my life.
It brought me so much joy and excitement, and it felt like such a magical and fulfilling experience. However, I’ve realized that it no longer sparks the same joy as it did in the past, and after a lot of careful consideration, I’ve decided to take a long hiatus from shifting. While it’s been an amazing journey, and I've adored sharing story times and advice. I feel it’s time to focus on the life I’m building here.
The inconsistency of my shifting has been getting to me, and it’s started to take more energy than its giving. Shifting will always be there, and I’m grateful for all the experiences and lessons it’s given me, but I’ve started to fall out of love with the realities I once cherished so much.
This decision wasn’t easy, especially since I’ve always been the ā€œshifterā€ friend, but deep down, I knew it was coming. I’m going to miss everyone so much, but I know this is the right step for me. It’s a bittersweet moment, but it was just so obvious that I didn't have the same passion for it then when I started.
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kelpietheshifter Ā· 4 months ago
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On Jan 23 4:56 pm/am it'll be 123456 šŸ’ƒšŸ» + this post was posted on 7:08
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kelpietheshifter Ā· 4 months ago
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Some crazy things happened shifting wise and long story short i’ll be taking a break from shifting and tumblr for awhile
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kelpietheshifter Ā· 4 months ago
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2024 mattheo riddle girls are just a grown up version of 2020 draco malfoy girls
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kelpietheshifter Ā· 4 months ago
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I need to live in the Dracotok time period one more time
Just give me it one more time and I'll never take it for granted again I swear
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kelpietheshifter Ā· 4 months ago
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The actual shit fire of drama that is my housewife Dr right now is insane.
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kelpietheshifter Ā· 4 months ago
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Literally my kid in my Bimbo Dolls dr
i can’t wait for my daughter in my 2000’s fame dr to become an insufferable nepo baby
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kelpietheshifter Ā· 4 months ago
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HERE I AM HERE
twd shifters wya
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kelpietheshifter Ā· 4 months ago
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I feel like it was supposed to be a take on these memes and they just made it painfully unfunny
Hey there! I noticed that you have 'poc shifter' listed in your tags. I was wondering if you could let me know which breed you meant, if it's alright with you. I'd prefer to use the correct derogatory slur for you.
SO um chat what?
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kelpietheshifter Ā· 4 months ago
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Bat family dr yet i’m the most unathletic bitch to have ever existed.
Dick šŸ’™ his girlfriend who dies doing 1/2 a push up
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kelpietheshifter Ā· 4 months ago
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Just came to the crazy discovery that the reason I haven’t been able to shift on purpose is because I repeatedly affirm I only shift on accident.
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kelpietheshifter Ā· 4 months ago
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I love a good storytime!
there is a horrid lack of storytimes on shiftblr
I decided to take one for the team and post some of mine tmrw
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kelpietheshifter Ā· 4 months ago
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My first-ever mini-shift
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Background:
My first-ever mini-shift was when I had just discovered shifting back in 2020-2021, I believe. At the time, I was around 10-11 years old. This was my second desired reality, and the script has long since been deleted, but I remember scripting that I was the daughter of two very important purebloods. I also had a relationship with Ronald Weasley, but that's for later.
A lot was going on in this dr, plus I was a literal baby, so I had so many silly things scripted in there. I'm so glad I didn’t end up staying any longer than a few seconds now that I'm older.
I also don’t really count any of the times I shifted without opening my eyes as mini-shifts, simply because, for me, I’d never feel 100% sure since I tend to rely on my eyes when it comes to shifting, so I only have a handful of stories to tell.
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How I shifted:
This was when I discovered my absolute love for awake methods. I haven’t used an awake method in so long (it's been years), but they worked so well for me in the past, so I need to get back into it.
It was the middle of the afternoon during the summer when I found this subliminal with a blonde woman on it. I can't find the exact one now, but it was really similar to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibxLzE1g0vU
I laid down in my bed for a while listening to it, repeating a few affirmations like:
"I am in my desired reality"
"My name is (DR name)"
"My house is Slytherin"
"I am waking up on the Hogwarts Express"
I continued to repeat these affirmations while focusing on the sensation of being inside my desired reality and where I was, until I fell asleep on the train. (As a young shifter the Julia Method was my QUEEN)
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The shift:
Okay, so this was a very, very short shift. It's around my second shortest, I believe?
I kind of half-woke up on the Hogwarts Express, like I was in that little spot between being asleep and awake. I remember hearing a lot of chattering, mostly just the buzzing of people talking, you know? Also, the lights were extremely bright to the point that I could barely keep my eyes open, much like the lighting in the scene where the trio meets for the first time.
This was like 3-4 years ago, so bear with me, please, because I had two versions of this DR that were the exact same, but the only difference was the year I started in.
I believe this time was when I started in 3rd-4th year. I basically woke up with my head lying on Ronald Weasley’s shoulder. My eyes were doing that thing where they're too heavy to open, so they flutter for a bit, but I could see the passenger carriage and Hermione Granger and Harry Potter sitting across from me. I wasn’t fully aware that I was there, but I had this thought in my mind that I should be getting up.
Ron, being the amazing boyfriend he is, was stroking my hair and telling me to just go back to sleep, and that he’d wake me up when we got there. Half-asleep me decided to go along with it and went back to sleep.
When I woke up I was back here and I just felt, EXTREMELY thirsty—like absolutely parched. I feel like other shifters have mentioned this, but eh? After all that, I remember sitting up and feeling so disappointed that I hadn’t just ignored Ron and fully gotten up like I was so pissed at myself for awhile.
That pretty much sums up my first-ever shift. Sorry if this is short or disappointing, but I tried! It was so long ago I can't remember all the details.
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kelpietheshifter Ā· 4 months ago
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there is a horrid lack of storytimes on shiftblr
I decided to take one for the team and post some of mine tmrw
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kelpietheshifter Ā· 4 months ago
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How many of y’all remember when this used to be a vampire diaries shiftblr?
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kelpietheshifter Ā· 4 months ago
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I always know whenever I spread my anti-regulus slander Mars will back me up.
Why the fuck has half this fandom made regulus the fourth marauder make it stop
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kelpietheshifter Ā· 4 months ago
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Me and Dick are married but I can’t explain the weird tension between me and Jason Todd.
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