kelzmd
kelzmd
witchy bitch
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'92 || I'm too old for this shit.🫠 ~'tism~adhd~ crochet||mom×3||420||astrology hoe my cats are my only friends.
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kelzmd · 28 days ago
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Ive been homesteading it up and trying to learn to make/cook/bake more things.
Tonight's dinner was homemade chicken noodle soup and grilled cheese. 🤤
Honestly so impressed with myself, it was so good!!
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Dont mind my dirty ass stove.🥴
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kelzmd · 28 days ago
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kelzmd · 1 month ago
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Im always late to trending movies and shows.
So I'm finally watching the gypsy rose: life after lock up.
I have conflicting opinions on her, I've heard her story and watched the drama show about her life. Besides that she seems to be making a real effort to be normal and live a normal life. This husband ryan oohhh lort, don't like him from episode one he's shown nothing but red flags. 🙄
I know she's jot divorced and with her ex and had a baby, blah blah. I just met him in the show where he does his first interview. And he seems a little odd. Let's see how the rest of this show goes. I got alot of catching up to do. 🥴
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kelzmd · 1 month ago
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see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.
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kelzmd · 1 month ago
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kelzmd · 1 month ago
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Some days I hate being a woman. Especially those 2 or so weeks before my period.
I feel like an absolute rage filled psychotic bitch, and i hate it. 😒
Like i don't want to freak tf out over every little thing. I don't want to be angry all the time or crying over nothing. And the possibility (not diagnosed, but self diagnosed) of having adhd, autism or both makes it WORSE.
It doesn't help that I have no one to talk to or hang out with. I can't go anywhere or do anything. I have too many responsibilities. 😒 caregiver, mother, wife. It never fucking ends and I'm quite literally on the verge of an absolute crash out.
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kelzmd · 2 months ago
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me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth
fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))
me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!
fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*
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kelzmd · 2 months ago
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kelzmd · 2 months ago
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I've been rewatching parts of Naruto Shippuden, namely the start of the 4th Great Shinobi War Arc and the part where Gaara rushes to face Sasuke with Raikage...he completely runs off without his gourd...Kankurou has to grab it and chase after him while reprimanding him 😭😭...but then when they reach Sasuke's location, Gaara has his gourd on him again..........so I'm just thinking about and being emotional about these brothers
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kelzmd · 2 months ago
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and then he did
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kelzmd · 2 months ago
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don’t do the whole “looking respectfully.” my boobs and ass are out for a reason!!! look. touch. slap!!!
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kelzmd · 2 months ago
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kelzmd · 2 months ago
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kelzmd · 2 months ago
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Kagemane no Jutsu
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kelzmd · 3 months ago
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kelzmd · 3 months ago
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He is sealed in there for all of mankind’s safety
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kelzmd · 3 months ago
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