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step 1. get everyone in the world to want to fuck me

step 2. vow of celibacy

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Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.

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Every day I am thankful that I have the kind of brain worms that make me obsessed with fictional characters and not the kind of brain worms that make people obsessed with real life celebrities.

I couldn't care less what Ewan McGregor is doing with himself. Thank god Obi-Wan Kenobi can never file a restraining order against me.

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Pls tell me someone has already made this joke

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✨SPIN THE WHEEL TO GET YOUR CHARACTER✨

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There are a lot of plausible ways that things could go if Shen Yuan met Shen Jiu when they're both grown adults, but for my money the funniest is if they just immediately start trying to maim each other.

Shen Yuan is wondering if there's some sort of mandate of the "if you meet your double you have to kill him" style in effect, but no. It's just that he's still way more pissed off about the child abuse against Binghe than he realizes, while Shen Jiu's reaction to seeing anyone who reminds him of himself is to try and destroy them. There's not a lot of thinking or finesse involved, so they basically go from zero to "rolling in the dirt trying to claw each other's eyes out" with no warning.

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A SMOKE has been added to your inventory.

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The dragon's favorite treasure

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why

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I’m a little bit obsessed with these magical girl -esque weapons I saw on Mandarake. They’re sold, and I can’t seem to find the brand “Rameb” they’re listed as being from.. but I needed to save and share!

Links to listings: White Morningstar / Pink Morningstar  Nailed Bat / Studded Bat

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tell me why tifa recommended this guy again

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There needs to be more lesbian isekai that's flavored like the het guy stuff. Fem villainess yuri is great but the vibes of a lesbian protagonist with aggressive "just some guy" energy landing in a fantasy world would be impeccable. Imagine the hot evil witch queen becoming obsessed with some dyke who layers her button downs and carries around like a hundred odd keys even though they don't actually open anything in this world. Plans for a dark reign of terror derailed because Megan who used to work at Walmart fixed Cyrabella's cursed amulet (the clasp was broken) and now they shall be wed at dawn.

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this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me

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I need to be more disciplined starting tomorrow

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sorry for thinking fully clothed sex is hot. sorry for thinking that making someone ruin multiple layers of valuable fabric separating them from me because they're so desperate for my touch is attractive. i'm so fucking sorry alright.