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Jiang Cheng: *comes late to a meeting* Sorry if I'm late, but I was dealing with stuff

Lan XiChen: It's okay. I am "stuff"

Jiang Cheng: *whispers* S-SHUT YOUR MOUTH-!

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pov: you're childe and you see zhongli's ass for the first time

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Jiang Cheng: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions brother-in-law?

Lan Wangji: No

Wei Wuxian: I do.

Jiang Cheng: I know

Wei Wuxian: I'm sad.

Jiang Cheng: I KNOW.

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JC didnt ask for that... HE DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS

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Jiang Cheng: I-Is your hand on my ass?!

Lan XiChen: It was an accident

Jiang Cheng: Your hand's still on my ass!

Lan XiChen: It's still an accident

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Wei Wuxian: What are you two doing??

Lan XiChen:

Jiang Cheng: Arguing

Wei Wuxian: You're literally sitting on his lap...

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xiao really hate childe

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dont underestimate JC

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Childe: I have only known Zhongli for 20 mins. But if anything were to happen to him, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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Lan XiChen: If I was a cat, I would spend my 9 lifes with you

Jiang Cheng: *blushes furiously* N-None sense!!

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Zhongli: *eating a stick of meatballs*

Childe: *holding it*

Zhongli: C-Childe, would you mind stop fidgeting around..? I can't eat it properly...

Childe' inside: Ah... I wish I was the meatballs

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Zhongli: Greeting, my name is Zhongli. And you are..?

Childe: *already falling in love* SINGLE

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xiao: stop lovingly in front of me

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Childe:

Zhongli:

Childe: Did you spend all the mora I gave you earlier?

Zhongli: ...maybe?

Childe: *sighs and gives the 58th bag of mora*

Childe's inside: HOW CAN I SAY NO TO THIS CUTE MAN?!?!

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Childe: I like you, Zhongli

Zhongli: As a friend, right?

Childe: *smirks*

Zhongli: ...As a friend, right?...

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I love one (1) God of Mischief who is also a dork