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hey man whats up. last night i had a dream that i was trying to take the train to go hang out with you but i couldnt get there because you kept changing your url. the train would just like stop abruptly and i'd look and we'd be at a little barrier with your previous url (??) written on it and i'd be like DAMN! well time to catch a different train to the next url. i never did get to see you but um. i dont know where i was going with this. hope you have a good day

HI WHAT. i can only assume this was a metaphor for the sensation of needing to relearn a mutual’s url every time they change it. which is hilarious because i have not changed my url in eons

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i maintain that the holiest combo is mozzarella, tomato, and either(or both!) basil or bread.

caprese salad

mozzarella sticks + marinara sauce

grilled cheese + tomato soup

PIZZA.

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I broke free on a Saturday morning, I put the pedal to the floor

sketch by @keplerspacecraftofficial yayy yippee

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beowulfs

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the thing about the two guards does rapidly lose meaning if the context is you have one of them saying it. like i get it if there's a sign or the party had someone else tell them about the two guards but the thing is the guard who tells the truth has to be the one who says "one of us only tells truths" etc. in which case you know which guard tells the truth. the guard who tells lies cant tell you that because otherwise theyre telling a half-truth which is Not Allowed

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pretzels are the salvation of my little gay ass rn i will not lie

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felt hot

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"no one we've met in the books has body modifications like that" canaan house is full of politicians and monarchs and the children of politicians and monarchs. do you see hunter biden running around with a face tat

i just KNOW the necromantic bodymod community goes hard as fuck on the third especially

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like oh my god ur telling me the population of the *****THIRD!!!! is culturally devoted to altering the human body and there ARENT motherfuckers walking around with an extra pair of arms??? ur telling me none of coronabeth's friends have twelve fingers total. no one's had to get a third eye removed after it was done badly by a complete amateur student

i just KNOW the necromantic bodymod community goes hard as fuck on the third especially

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i just KNOW the necromantic bodymod community goes hard as fuck on the third especially

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yeah same. went in the shayfer james trenches for 2020 nostalgia and came out in the ninth hour fields..... i love doomed lesbian knights and weirdly erotic duets about killing each other and The Timeloop! it was perfect

YES ninthhour post please please please. quite frankly i should also be doing that because show lodged in my brain

YAYYY FROLICKING IN THE NINTH HOUR FIELDS TOGETHER!! how did you find out about it? i listened to shayfer james beforehand and found it through that

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nothing that a regen potion and a nap in the nether and a tamed jelliecat and a raid and a stack of emeralds and several fireworks to the head and 4 of the same armor trim and a shulker full of wood and curse of vanishing and a new skin and an end city tourist trip and a pigstep disc and a game session with friends can't fix

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Men Who Are Ill (2024) (K. Spacecraft)

i hope i am not just a pfp to you but also a divine vision of a teenage dyke suffering in his bed

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i hope i am not just a pfp to you but also a divine vision of a teenage dyke suffering in his bed

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WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME THAT THE TAG IS IN FACT "THE NINTH HOUR" AND NOT "NINTH HOUR." PLEASE

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who up Ortus-ing they [ORTUS]