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Yay!! Tags!! @eeriefeelingsat3amuwu :33

Favourite colour: Green (purple had been my favourite for a REALLY long time until recently)

Last Song: Cry Baby - The Neighbourhood (hadn’t listened to them in years and I was in the mood today)

Currently reading: Any fanfic that gets updated (last one was a Marvel AU)

Currently watching: 3hr long youtube essays on old disney series (Lab Rats revival when)

Currently craving: GAME TIME GAME TIME

Coffee or tea: Bitter dirt water or bitter leaf water? I prefer synthetic sweet flavouring <33 (jk it’s tea)

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thank u for the tag my darling @ricochetyears

favorite color: prob green but I find it so hard to choose just one?😭

last song: alien blues by vundabar (I'm reading not another band au and OBSESSED w them)

currently reading: sunrise on the reaping (book) + not another band au & pathological people pleaser (fics). I can never read just one thing at a time lol it's a problem

currently watching: buffy + (re) watching grey's anatomy (also watched overcompensating last weekend and it was so GOOD)

currently craving: always smth sweet for my bad sweet tooth, but also maybe some pizza? Idk just anything with lots of melted cheese in it

coffee or tea: coffee forever. any time. any day.

no pressure tags!: @queermoons @dutifullynervouscreation @littlejumpingjoan @stellaskeketon @cryingoverdeadgaywizzards @meremythos @deswhomst

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can't believe thunderbolts cooked up a soulmatistic romance about a suicidal alcoholic looking for a greater purpose as a warrior and a bipolar meth addict with the power of a thousand suns.

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so Bob agrees to be a human lab rat because he believes his only worth as a person now is to be a glorified test dummy to advance science, he's stuffed in a box then wakes up with a gun to his head and immediately almost dies but still doesn't blame any of that on the people who put him in the box or the people with the guns, meets the first person in what feels like forever who asks if he's okay because they genuinely care about him, and he immediately sacrifices himself for them, oh his hero complex is SO fucked up. I need five more movies

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scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that

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canon

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Pow: some one took his coffee machine

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no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

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This happened during the 14 months fr

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𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖞 𝖇𝖊𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖉 𝖒𝖊 𝖇𝖔𝖇 ⛓️🥀

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Florence Pugh on her daring stunt in Thunderbolts* | Capital

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i want 50 avengers tower fanfics of the thunderbolts on my desk by morning do you hear me

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YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

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Do you know how fucked up your team has to be for Bucky Barnes to be the most stable member