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DMV: BURN RUBBER OR LIGHT UP A JOINT
Verdict: DENIED
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i went here and everyone knew you
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: PSI-PUSSY?
Verdict: DENIED
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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand
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(Xユーザーのつるぎ⚔️ねこᓚᘏᗢ4A໒꒱· ゚さん: 「添い寝しますよ? https://t.co/Vu7TS2GSCe」 / Xから)
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and is your shame helpful? is it inspiring goodness and change? or is it keeping you frozen in time unable to move on and be everything you have expanded to be?
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we are in dire need of some new media trend. we've done pirates, we've done cowboys; we've gone through two whole zombie revivals. aliens and space themes have basically been a constant since at least the 1950s, as have robots and evil AIs. we went pretty heavy on vampires for a while. we've also done dinosaurs, ninjas, musicals, wizards, sea creatures, ancient rome, ancient egypt, middle ages out the wazoo, entirely too much world war II, we're currently overdosing on our superhero phase, we've done monsters (misunderstood), monsters (radioactive), fake guy in the real world, real guy travels to fake world, caves & mining, vikings, what if you were really small, genre parody as a genre, sand, New York, time travel, something racist goes down in the jungle, neurodivergent detective, buddy cops, crooked cops, gangsters, bank heists in particular, kid has powers, revolt against the corporate world, portals, social insects, dragons, the British, global apocalypse, martial arts, roadtrip as self-discovery, Jesus, clones, clowns, babysitting goes wrong, demonic possession, ghosts of all kinds, talking animals, fucking with the stock market, restaurant ownership, dwarves, planes, and spies. where do we go from here. what's our next big thing
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google know’s it’s stuff,
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