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MILF GURO EVERYBODY CHEERED

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why is it as soon as i start my antidepressants my tooth decides to flare up and so does my stomach pain 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 thank god it’s half term this week lmfaooooooo

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skims are releasing nipple piercing bras ?!?! my culture is not your costume kim kardashian

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i fkn love mia fishel yall

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perhaps start by learning her actual name before you start fapping? Wieke Kaptein. not whatever you wrote.

obsessed with your use of the word fapping here. 10/10, no notes x

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guys this is genuine real talk do i need to put myself in time out bc i cannot stop thinking about weike kaptien and she’s 19

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the future captain of the male matildas is in safe hands 🤍🤍

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girls i wanna start taking m**j*ro but im scared because i dont wanna lose my boobs and i don’t like needles

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i fkn HATE fitness influencers 😭😭 fear mongering people’s love for food like ice cream & chocolate is going to end up giving them an eating disorder because it sets off the image that those things are bad for you when actually, you’d have to eat about 6 full size chocolate bars to put on a pound 🤯 i fell victim to this a LONG time ago and if anyone’s wondering whether they should eat the pRoTeIn iCe cReAm or the tub of ben and jerry’s they bought at the shop last week - eat the damn ben and jerry’s

“Make high protein ice cream with me” GIRL STFU ITS BLENDED COTTAGE CHEESE!

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arsenal really said “we got into the champions league final but watch us bottle the WSL”

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hypothetically if i was to write a fic where r was an f1 driver and the sister of another driver, who's sister should she be and what team should she drive for

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ok guys i know i keep blabbering on about teagan smut but i just... cant find the words to write one rn but ive got an idea based on 'sorry im here for someone else' by benson boone but i need to know like do you want beth or sam as the person ???? lmk pls

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Do you always call strangers a wh*re when the mood strikes or is today extra special? Should strangers call you a wh*re?

girly im so confused what are u referring to

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girls i was reading my str*ight smut yesterday bc i wanted to reminisce and realised my writing has gotten WORSE as i've gotten older and i'm kind of having a menty b over it bc i love writing SO much like. u just dont get it

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the f1 driver when one fast car is slightly faster than the other (idk how it works)

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If Doohan gets dropped after this weekend because Lawson has genuinely THE worst wheel-to-wheel racing ability on the grid - also making him at least partially responsible for the second Australian losing their seat in the space of nine months - then we're going to be having talks NZ 😤😒

via: The Race | Alpine evaluating dropping Doohan before next F1 race

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i love lando’s post race interviews because he’s a sassy, non-media trained diva. beyonce literally wrote diva about lando norris