I'm a huge space enthusiast and if chaos was a person, it would bear my name. Welcome to my universe. I'm Kes btw!
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Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/
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Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he’s going out to buy an envelope:
“Oh, she says, well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.
I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I’ll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is - we’re here on Earth to fart around.
And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don’t realize, or they don’t care, is we’re dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it’s like we’re not supposed to dance at all anymore.“
Let’s all get up and move around a bit right now… or at least dance.
- from an interview by David Brancaccio, NOW (PBS)
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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
#i got a second degree burn on my leg seconds after my boyfriend warned me that the exhaust pipe on his chopper is hot af#burnt myself while ironing#burnt myself while working at a bakery#my brother threw a rock on my head and now i have a scar at the crown of my head
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Alright, so tumblr staff is acting like as if we tumblr users have enough money to pay other tumblr users.
tumblr forgets that their user base is basically just a bunch of alley rats huddled around a slice of cheese
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