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the 100 men vs 1 silverback gorilla debate has me tickled PINK I have been giggling for hours like? y’all think y’all can take a gorilla? LMFAO

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the day yall stop spreading the mari ibarra straight friend allegations is when i will celebrate

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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

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sleep is for mentally stable people. im going to watch lotr and write sad fanfiction.

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found the bootleg lotr where everytime they say gondor the captions say gender

never thought i’d see it in the wild

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craziest thing mari ibarra died before being able to make out with a girl

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how tf is it already may.

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no feeling is worse than knowing i will never be able to actually read all the books i wanna read cause they're too many

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day 1200 of missing jackie taylor, its been tough

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your teacher talking to you is on the same level of shitty as your teacher ignoring you is

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girl get up and lez out tf u doing

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can they lez out already

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suicidal thoughts coming back after 2 years was NOT in my 2025 bingo card wtf

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THEY KILLED THE FUCKING REDHEADED LESBIAN

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opened tiktok and got episode 9 spoiled FUCK OFF TO EVERYONE FUCK OFFFFF (not against the one that spoiled BUT FOR THE SPOILER WHAT THE HELLL)

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i fucking love women.

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Whatever you do do NOT view a teacher you prob wont see again as a father figure or you will find yourself at 3 am crying