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Sure hope the Enchanted Cinema carries my new movie when it drops. For once, I was in something where I didn’t either get murked within the first five minutes or play sidekick to a dog. 

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why'd you come back to Walt?

I was in the middle of filming a movie when I caught on fire on set, embarrassed myself, and came crawling back to hide from the real world. I didn’t think about the people here for a second while I was gone. 

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How do you feel about new Walt?

It sucks. I definitely came here of my own volition last time and was super into the small town vibe. I was never bored and never missing home, and I loved it so much exactly the way it was. Screw whoever made this into a big city with lots of things to do and lots of places to go; who would want that in their lives?

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*coughs* is this thing on

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MASON GOODING being interviewed by KTLA 5

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                         ✦Congratulations, Kevin & Tally !!✦

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‘Sup, Walt Fam? You should vote for me at prom this weekend, it’s what Bolt would have wanted. 

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TEXT ✉️ REMVIN

Remy: Or you could just mind your business? I'm going to quit once I'm like 25 or something. It's almost TOO stupid to be valid tho. And there's a lot of evidence that suggests that stuff from TV Celebrities like you aren't actually selling That much to average people any more, microblogging influencers are where it's at. MMMMMM ARE YOU?

Remy: Buffalo wings are overrated to jot that down for yourself. @ pack is a pretty nice name idk. We have a better one already, but it is a fun little nod to the Rat, and Brat packs. But I doubt Tia even knows who they are so like...who even came up with that?

Kevin: Nobody ever minded my business and they were just randoms, not people who actually gave a shit about me like I sort of guess I give about you. Good lol let being famous be somebody else's problem, I don't want it. YES??? Don't be an asshole lol.

Kevin: There are a million different flavors so being overrated is over, jot that down bigger than whatever you jotted down before. The Rat and Brat packs are over, nobody holds onto the past anymore, they just redo it so that the old stuff gets forgotten about and replaced.

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Twitter 🥦 Nedvin

@NBDArt: Probably but "we just hate you" probably works as an excuse too.

@Kevster: LOL do you think his mom would expel us for just hating him? Weed seems safer.

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TEXT ✉️ REMVIN

Remy: My cigarettes are also expensive and unlike you I'm not exactly rolling in the funds, so I'd make YOU get them out of the trash. I feel as though, it's actually really impossible and stupid to bully someone with food related alliteration. DON'T DO THAT, I'M SMARTER THAN YOU.

Remy: That's so stupid. Also the Wednesday Wildones sounds like a Buffalo wing special at Hakuna Matata, @ Pack would already have a leg up on us with their better name.

Kevin: Or you could just stop smoking them because paying for your cancer treatments is gonna be way more expensive than they are! It's not impossible, the masses are stupid! You should see some of the shit we can convince them to do just by featuring it on our TV shows! I'M SMARTER THAN YOU THINK I AM!

Kevin: Buffalo wings are amazing so jot that down. @ Pack is a stupid name though??? You don't ACTUALLY think it's good, do you?

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TEXT | MOO CAST & CREW

RJ: She also directed it! So was it the writing or the direction that was the last straw for reviewers? No one will ever know! And I'm the one who read Wyatt's worked and loved it and wanted to produce it, so I'd be even more at fault!

Kevin: The writing. Romeo and Juliet's already boring as fuck and she somehow made it WORSE. Besides, your cast's hotter than hers was. Sure, they're dressed as cows, but like, whatever, some people like that.

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Twitter 🥦 Nedvin

@NBDArt: In honor of 4/20 and Bobbie's birthday I'm going to be throwing a chill kick back at my cottage with free weed, free "baked" goods and fun times!

@NBDArt: Sorry this isn't a rager but please remember that I live with a killjoy.

@Kevster: Can we blame being high if we decide to move all of his furniture onto your roof?

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TEXT ✉️ REMVIN

Remy: Well it's a good thing I'm not American then isn't it? I get to drink, not be forced to go to war, buy my own cigarettes and my father didn't really buy us much anyway, so I'm fine there. It totally is. Why do you think people keep using taco Tuesdays instead of making up other things. I'm only telling you because I am smart and you SHOULD believe everything I say!

Remy: It's not my problem that my body isn't lazy enough to allow me to sleep in like you do. THAT'S IRRELEVANT TO US SINCE THERE AREN'T ANY WU MIDWEEK PARTIES TO SNEAK INTO. Or because I'm not STUPID.

Kevin: Your cigarettes are gross, if I ever brought you home to visit I'd make sure my mom found them and threw them all away. Because it's a good way to bully their friends that aren't as enthusiastic about tacos into going and eating tacos with them. I KNOW YOU'RE SMART BUT I'M DISCERNING!

Kevin: MAYBE THERE CAN BE WHEN WE GET THERE. We could be cooler than Tia La Bouff's @ pack or whatever. We can be the Wednesday Wildones.

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TEXT | MOO CAST & CREW

RJ: You all would tell me if I was directing a bad show, right? Cause I don’t know if I’m ready to leave town like The R&J director 😥

Kevin: Why would you have to leave? You didn't write it. That Romi chick made the trainwreck that was Romi and Juliet without any help; if ours sucked you can blame Wyatt.

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TEXT ✉️ LUVIN

Lucas: You act like I’d hate the idea of that. ☺️

Lucas: Ooh! That’ll be so much fun! I’d love to go, but if you don’t want me to, I don’t have to. It’s totally up to you.

Kevin: Maybe you would, maybe you wouldn't. Guess you've just got to come to my room the next time Benny and Nico aren't home and find out ;-)

Kevin: I just said you could come, didn't you? Idk, just like... don't be surprised if it's not that fun, okay? I don't want you to be disappointed. Visiting your house was awesome, mine might not be as good.

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TEXT ✉️ REMVIN

Remy: Nope! My favorite day is Tuesday forever and 18 is a special birthday! Tacos hit better on Tuesdays, it's a proven fact. People love alliteration.

Remy: It's a myth! I spend my weekends NOT RESTING with you guys so there's no stored energy, who tf has midweek parties?, Thursdays are boring and I do homework fridays because I'm not a procrastinator 😋

Kevin: 18's not that great, you can't even drink at 18 in America. All you can do is vote on stupid asshole politicians and get forced to go to war maybe. And your parents don't have to buy you stuff anymore 'cause you're your own problem at 18. It is not a proven fact! You're making stuff up because you're smart and you think I'll believe you.

Kevin: Yeah, but you can sleep in and sleep it off, that's a you problem if you don't do it. IDK I READ THAT THERE WAS A COLLEGE IN AMERICA THAT HAD PARTIES EVERY SINGLE WEDNESDAY. Or because you're a NERD!

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TEXT ✉️ LUVIN

Lucas: OOOOOOOORRRRR you can just come see it in person. ☺️

Lucas: AW. I wanna meet him. I’m totally down. When are you going home again?

Kevin: If I see it in person I'm gonna have to make you stop pouting 😏

Kevin: I think for a long weekend for Easter. But I also think we're getting dragged to some dumbass Hollywood Easter Egg Hunt so like, if you don't wanna come that's chill too I guess.