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potatoes have feelings too.

u know how people always say “I look like a potato” when they look awkward? I wonder if potatoes are ever like “wow I look really fucking ugly, I look like such a human” ya feel?

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wait, it isn't pronounced like that? 

what if Aristotle was actually pronounced like chipotle

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no wonder they don’t have dads.

spaghetti is plural

a single strand of that pasta is called a spaghetto

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canola is short for Canadian oil which I guess would make canola oil mean “Canadian oil oil”

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then the movie would become shit.

But what if a vampire wants to become an actor?

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somebody is probably going to crash the wedding.

no? ok... :(

Autopilot engaged 

Good for you. Glad you found someone. 

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As a graduating student, this really gives me the feels.

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Everything is more beautiful because we are doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.

Homer, The Iliad (via scientificphilosopher)

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He looks straight out of a comic book.

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The bruises on his hands look awfully photoshopped.

Check out this awesome new Daredevil poster!

We also have a few new details and tidbits:

The series is set post-Avengers, but it is not certain where it falls in terms of the phase 2 tentpole, Winter Soldier.

Deals more directly with the ground-level aftermath of the Chitauri invasion. It covers Hell’s Kitchen as it rebuilds.

There will be a few subtle references to other heroes.

Charlie Cox is open to a Civil War appearance, but feels like Daredevil as a character isn’t one of the superhero big-boys, per se.

Follow The MCU Report for up-to-date coverage on the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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It is really fucked up. When the flame on a Charmander's tail goes off, it dies. So when somebody blows that cake; the Charmander is killed. After it's killed, it gets sliced and eaten by gross and filthy mouths.

This Charmander cake is actually kinda fucked up

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When people annoy me.

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I don't understand why a superhero's duty is always to rescue people from crime. Some superheroes use their powers to counter day-to-day crime while also combating threats against humanity by super villains, their criminal counterparts. Why can't there be a superhero who gives people free food or a superhero that gives shelter to the homeless. With Batman or Iron Man's money, they could probably end world hunger and save millions of lives instead of wasting those money on useless gadgets and weaponry.

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I've finally joined this "blogging" thing.

The internet is vast and massive. By the time I created this blog, it would've caused an insignificant impact to the ever expanding web. Nevertheless, the sole purpose of the creation of this so called "blog" is to simply feed my insatiable desires for writing about stuff that pops up in my mind. Create a blog? Check. Rule the world? not yet.