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Hier isst grad jemand Eis in der Bahn.

Kein Stieleis.

Einen ganzen fucking Container Mövenpick Vanilleeis.

Es ist 07:30 Uhr.

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Every unhinged fic writer needs an equally unhinged friend who "yes ands" their ideas and encourages them to write all their most far fetched and insane stories.

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Der Beziehungs-Talk zwischen Moritz und Bibi beim Essen in 'Sternschnuppe' kann auch so interpretiert werden, dass Moritz seine Beziehung zu Ernstl verheimlichen möchte

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LISTEN [trips and 60 WIPs fall on the ground] I WRITE AND FINISH THINGS [scrambles to pick up WIPs] look, just look I have completed projects–DAMN IT! [slips on pile of WIPs] I, UH, I FINISH THINGS [60 more WIPs fall out]

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Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

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Reblog this to sprinkle some love on prev!

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"Friends don't look at friends that way" coward. You don't look at your friends with awe and adoration in your eyes? You don't look at your friends and think "this incredible human being has chosen to listen to me ramble about my hyperfixation"? You don't look at your friends and think "I want them to keep laughing forever"? Why the fuck not

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“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories

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I feel like we give too much credit to the inherent homoeroticism of things. In many cases, it's not inherently homoerotic at all, and only becomes so through serious and dedicated effort. People work hard to make that shit homoerotic, and frankly, sometimes the circumstances are not helping.

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Mit anderen Worten, "du hast schon lange nichts mehr bei uns gekauft 😔"

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I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do

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my glasses are always dirty but it's fine. i've seen enough.

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I love love loveee when two fictional characters/entities are so intertwined that you cannot talk about one without talking about the other. They are a Package Deal and should not be separated. This applies to any relationship type you can think of. Platonic romantic familial queerplatonic enemies etc etc etc.

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sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously