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wild cats are awesome because they range from “that’s just a cat”


to “are you sure that’s a cat”


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TOUCHSTARVED is a dark romance visual novel where your choices determine whether the story ends with gothic romance or blood-curdling horror. Explore an enigmatic city and find a cure for your curse by entrusting your fate to 5 love interests, each uniquely monstrous in their own way.
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nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.
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commission by:wine0cellar

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kind of getting the urge to replay bg3 again so we'll see how that goes
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when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

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ADHD is do awesome because you have to tell yourself once every 17 seconds that the discomfort you feel during the creative process is, in fact, not a sign of failure, but your brain just having a temper tantrum due to a lack of instant gratification
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had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"
#SERIOUSLYYYY#THIS ALREADY HAPPENED LMAO#something something history repeats itself#time is a circle and whatnot
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on top of last reblog, that's not even getting into da fandom's active write off of davrin and seething hatred for neve because how fucking dare she flirt and date the fandom golden boy if you don't romance lucanis like be for fucking real 🙄
#bark bark bark#anyway#talking to brick walls and all that#same old fucking shit#im still like#so mad about vivienne#legitimately best female character bioware has ever made#and everyone treats her like ass#it's a CRIME
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"wyll's too nice i'd like him more if he were a little meaner and angrier" you guys couldn't handle vivienne de fer having a complicated relationship with the oppressive system she was raised in. you couldn't handle liam costa making a minor but well-intentioned mistake. you couldn't handle preston garvey having a recurring fetch quest.
you couldn't even handle early access wyll who was angrier and grappled with moral quandaries more. and you can't handle wyll as he is now when he playfully teases astarion.
#like for real#for REAL#and most people that hate vivienne hate her just because she's pro circle and actively refuse to engage with her character#but these SAME PEOPLE will trip over themselves#to defend cullen#because 'he's just really misunderstood' 🥺🥺🥺
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i need people that decide they want to own dogs to understand that they need to actually TRAIN their fucking dogs
im so tired of having to cut my walks short or alter my paths a bunch of times because i just end up with the misfortune of being across the street from a dog that goes batshit feral at the sight of seeing another dog lmao
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i remember seeing a tiktok of a 20 something saying that gen z were the only ones that grew up with the internet because they 'grew up with the internet as it was today' and how they're so tech savvy
and it made me laugh because a lot of gen z that i work with struggle with operating the app they give you at work so you can keep track of your schedule and other shit despite the fact that at orientation, you're handed a paper with detail instructions and pictures
i have a small sample size to work with and maybe my experience is the outlier but i think about that video a lot and the young girls i work with
#bark bark bark#and to use the work app its literally just#type in the server name listed here and hit enter#that's it#and it's not just one person that's told me they've struggled to figure it out#it's been like 5 lmao
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What’s a cover song that you think is better than the original?
I’ll start with my controversial take that the Chris Stapleton cover of Nothing Else Matters is better than the Metallica one
#most a*teen covers but especially dancing queen#but every time i say i prefer the a*teens version over the original#i get crucified LMAOO
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we're gonna end up changing our cake policy and have to start charging people a deposit when they order a cake because we keep getting too many people that order $80+ cakes that don't pick them up and its pissing management off lmao
which i mean, is whatever but all that means is dealing with cake orders is gonna be a million more times more obnoxious and i already foresee us getting into so many arguments with customers over it lmaooooo
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#tes#i fucking love original oblivion so much#what a goofy ass game#that you could never recreate today
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