22 yr old trans woman. Discoverer of the McDonald's™ secret menu item, the "McTomato" (R.I.P). haters and losers (and minors) DNI. potentially NSFW.
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what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying
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"I have no enemies" kinda unhealthy dude
Everyone needs at least one enemy for enrichment
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not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing
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had a dream last night that trucy became like a mainstream celebrity by pioneering a new type of magic show where she would do tricks like normal but every once in a while she would let the audience "peep the horror" and put this like red and black pulsating mass on stage (it kinda looked like an ai generated image) and the whole deal was that everyone who saw it thought it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen but every time she'd show it one audience member who saw it would die
it ended when she showed it on stage and dropped dead. the show was left going for 72 hours to honor her memory, it was dead quiet with just her body and a slowly pulsating red mass on stage beside her
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Ace Attorney
your mid twenties are for being twenty four to twenty six years old
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she heart lungs livers on your nerves until everything goes dark and you die
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I think I'm gonna move my AA posting to a sideblog for now, @mia-fey-needs-a-drink.
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the judge every time someone presents evidence or asks a question or considers a possibility or has an objection
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because the ages in ace attorney are so fucked phoenix and mia’s entire relationship is literally just

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To continue on with my Mia Fey brainrot, list of reasons I think Wright and gang have had Maya or Pearl channel Mia:
Forgetting the password for the computer
There's a bug in the office and they need her to get it out
The computer stops working (Mia knows less about computers than anyone else)
Tiebreaker when the gang can't decide on what to do for lunch or something
Maya needing something on a shelf she can't reach (Mia isn't even tall (5ft 6) but she's competent enough to normally figure something out, Maya and Pearl just think she's tall)
Designated driver (Mia is kinda bitter about this)
Gaslighting gumshoe into thinking he's the only one who can see her
Wright has some juicy gossip that he's gotta let Mia know about
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i fucking love mia so much she's so cool and good at everything
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