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hello and welcome to this gigantic compilation list of peter parker fanfiction! this is in honor of all the brilliant writers in our community, thank you so much for writing! honestly, i’ve been thinking of making something like this for a very long time, but i never got the time to (tbh i still don’t have the time to do this but fuck it, we ball).

last updated: sunday jan 30, 2022 3:50 am

amount of fics listed: 83 fanfictions, 13 masterlists

all replies in comments and sometimes reblogs might be from my main account @sxfik​

guidelines and rules:

this list will be consistently updated, especially as i read more fics. so if you are an author and would like your fics to be included in this list, send me a dm/ask etc. i’ll also add on as i see more fics pop up in tags!

as i will be updating this often, please make sure to check my blog for the most updated version! the post will not update on your reblog but the most updated version will always be on my blog.

for organization’s sakes, this list is first split into the actor (tom!peter/andrew!peter/tobey!peter) and then by fic type (series/oneshot) and a small list of tropes.

some fics on this list will contain smut or mature content but it will have warnings on the tags. if you are a minor, please do not interact with these fics. if any of these authors are not comfortable with minors reading their fics, do not read the fic. please follow author’s requests on this!

if you are an author and you want a fic removed from this list, for any reason, dm or comment or send me an ask and i will remove it asap!

if i have linked, tagged or written anything incorrect, please let me know and i will fix it!

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝑻𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑷𝑶𝑹𝑵 𝑽𝑰𝑫𝑺,

pairing: peter parker/spiderman x afab!reader

includes: dark content (stepbrother x stepsis mention), porn links/videos, p in v sex, blowjob, cunnilingus, mutual masturbation, dom/sub themes (mostly dom!peter), squirting

notes: my first post omg!! i hope y’all like this seriously, cause it was nice to search for these videos 😏😏 also do y’all know any accounts that have black women in these videos? cause all i found were white girls and i really want any race to relate to them :( anyways, hope u guys enjoy <33 and requests are open!!

tobey!peter

— peter teasing u while making out before he goes to work

— reverse cowgirl with tobey’s pete bc he is an ass man and i stand by it 💪🏽

— sex after barely seeing peter for a week

— he eating you out for no reason other than him wanting to

— peter eating you out in the car that he finally bought

andrew!peter

— mutual masturbation with pete <33

— peter teasing you until you’re overstimulated because he loves how you sound when you’re desperate to cum

— peter making his goal to make you cum with only his mouth

— sex with peter after you made him jealous

— peter makin you squirt for the first time

tom!peter

— masturbating sub!peter while kissing

— peter sucking ur tits to calm down

— giving him a morning blowjob

— stepbrother!peter fingering innocent!reader for the first time

— quickie with peter before class (college!peter)

taglist: @ednashtonsgf @s1xthirty @fqjth @spidcysenses @0-strawberry-milk-0 @decaying-mlm @lavendersfairy @cevansssss @blacksta4 @themirandasimmer @marvel-mental-state @etherealpqrkers @whack-ed @venusescomet @lavhoes @peterparkernotfound @scr3amqueen @loki-laufeysons-wife @dreamer7black @pityhasnofriends @iliektehhaxs @scvrltparker @cakesbabylon @lady-curpse @iambeeee @celestialevie (the ones in italic are the ones i wasn’t able to tag)

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"tasm!peter is not only autistic and jewish, he is also bisexual," i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"they're right," they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the third row stands: Andrew Garfield himself.

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tasm!spiderman fic recs

for all you andrew garfield bitches (me) who are having a hard time finding his peter parker fics

key — angst ☹  — fluff ☺ — favorites ♡

last updated (9/1/2022) these stories belong to their respective owners, definitely check out their blogs!

yeah right  ( ☹ ☺ ♡ ) by @lunasdream ↪  you died but you actually didn’t, reuniting with peter, nwh spoilers 

middle back pain  ( ☹ ☺) by @writings-of-a-hufflepuff ↪  peter’s back is practically dust but he doesn’t wanna go to the doctors 

pov  ( ☺) by @iridescentparkers ↪  FLUFF, you wanna wake up with peter parker in your bed? yeah me too 

spiderman and the psych major  ( ☺) by @agnesamarantheastwood ↪  psychoanalyzing spiderman but in a coffee shop (au)

i’ve already lost | 2 | | 3 | | 4 | | 5 | | 6 |  ( ☹ ♡ ) by @hufflepuffs-and-hozier ↪  good ol unrequited love, angst, love triangle-ish

mutations and revelations  ( ☹ ☺) by @maximoff-pan ↪  a bit of xmen au, you’re a necromancer?? kidding, angst

finding his mj  ( ☺) by @alloftheimaginesblog ↪  SO CUTE, finding mj in a coffee shop 

heavy in your arms  ( ☹ ☺ ♡ ) by @stylesparker ↪  peters been MIA?? great timing because you got kidnapped, punching, blood, wounds, knife stab

orbitational pull  ( ☺) by @irndad ↪  adorable confession

daydreaming  ( ☺) by @bristark616 ↪  SIMP peter; best friends, slife of life 

out of focus eye to eye  ( ☹ ☺) by @irndad ↪  peter parker is kind of cocky?? hot, but pining, confessions in a party, asshole (ex) boyfriend, many pet names

crush  ( ☺) by @ptersparkers ↪  peter kind of being a dumbass, love triangle?? but with peter himself, college au

sickness  ( ☺) by @violetrainbow412-blog ↪  peter is sick, taking care of him while doing work in bed

see you for what you are  ( ☹ ☺) by @fangurlingismyforte ↪  angst, college rejection, comfort, affirmations 

hard work pays off  ( ☺) by @secretjeon ↪  do you need motivation to study? well here’s a fic for that

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no bc like friends around me cant understand the most simplistic language and emotions. theyre so fucking tone def that they keep talking about themselves even when im in fucking anger and distraught. i fucking hate these people theyre so dense

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why is everyone around me fucking retarded

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why am i ugly

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revolution 🤘 lets go, no more simping for murderers

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god your blog 🤢 so edgy and quirky. you act like a middle schooler who thinks yanderes are hot. get help!! wanting to kill people 🥴 and finding murders hot omg omg youre soo cool

ok but sangwoo is my ideal man

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YALL NEED THERAPY A SERIAL KILLER IS NOT CUTE. His manipulation tactics are so good if even works on the readers. PEAK pretty privilege. (Also to everyone who liked- get a fucking life 💀)

ok but sangwoo is my ideal man

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eating chocolate pudding and thinking of the women he used to be

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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

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im going to piss myself

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some of my friends be dumb as hell holy and im not /j 😐

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"Fuck you, my child is completely fine"

Your child finds comfort in fucking demons on the main, but go off, Karen.

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that moment when your friend is bragging about having depression when you know they self diagnosed

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