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Was watching live footage of alien dissections in a warehouse in the Sonoran desert, on my 16th hour. This random white guy appeared in my room to ask for the link so I laughed and said "is not for you gringo." Normies, am I right?
Anyway I love these stupid little men.
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I'm going to download all Mistrick information from the brains of every fan and airdrop it to someone at the mall.
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BREAKING NEWS: you are being attacked soon
The assailant: I am coming
#kidnappingvictim99#meatwormcritic#im just going to start using tumblr as intended#posting shitpost upon shitpost with occasion actual content#livin the dream!
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Write your Eugene headcanons.......do it for me...do it for love of misfiction! Eugene!!!!!!!!!! الله سبحانه وتعالى ، من فضلك اقتل ذلك الشيطان الأبيض.
It has been millions of years but don't worry. I shall deliver.
EUGENE LUCERO-ZAHRANI — MISFICTION !!
Hes majoring in architecture for a job and animal science / zoology / biology for fun. He might want to be a doctor but I really think he wants to settle down and build things like any good man should!
Middle child .. 2 older siblings + 1 younger !
White-Lebanese-German-Mexican. I love him dearly
He's 5'9 and chubby . He's 5'11 at MAX.
Extroverted. HE LOVES TO TALK TO PEOPLE . He's basically a golden retriever in cute boy form
In my mind he speaks Spanish, French, and English.
His eyebrows are little caterpillars I LOVE THEM I wanna run my fingers over his face.
He loves spicy food and has the spice tolerance of a god. He liked Shirley Temples 🙂↕️🙂↕️
That ass is fat LOOK ST HIS FACE HIS ASS HAS TO BE FAT IT HAS TO BE IT HAS TO BE IT HAS TO BE
Cuddly 💔💔 Cuddly cuddly man. He really likes reading Shakespeare! He's very romantic n disgusting like that mndjaks...
February birthday .
Dresses like a dad 24/7 I WANT TO HAVE HIS KIDS
he seems like a rock n roll guy to me. '80s and '90s.. nirvana..queen... Green Day.. Weezer.... soad et cetera.
He listens to Chappell Roan too bc I say so.
Uh idk . Ask me questions about him I love him
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desdemona ⠀ or ⠀ cahal
he ⠀ it ⠀ thing ⠀ succu
intersex ⠀ transfem ⠀ agenderfluid
demiromantic ⠀ lesbian
nonhuman ⠀ otherkin ⠀ system
n/b/avpd ⠀ + ⠀ audhd ⠀ + ⠀ more
gyaru ⠀&& ⠀ anti-religion ⠀/ ⠀ atheist
i ⠀ luv ⠀@Kidnappingvictim99 !!
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BORN TO MISTRICK
POCKET DIMENSION IS A FUCK
鬼神 TRICK EM ALL 1989
410,757,864,530 DEAD JOHNS
#mistrick#meatworms deranged ramblings#mistrick game#meatwormcritic#kidnappingvictim99#i haven't posted in a few days so i will grace my 20 followers with a funny haha!#as is tradition#i will write#i swear i will write#i will#i shall be released from the void of irl and work on my silly tumblr blogging adventures#i hope you can continue to support me in my mistrick endeavors#mommy homamo says i cant do this for the rest of my life#but i cut the brake lines on her bike#so we'll see who's sloshing soon!#ok ill stop this is too long#does tumblr have a tag limit?#im not going to find out.
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I have a crush on a girl and idk what to do, so far I’ve just been silently dying about it, any advice?
Quit being a useless fucking imbecile and just ask her out. Either she says yes and you win or she says no and nothing changes.
#reblog#so very based#genuinely my thought process#if they cut you off and dont want to be your friend anymore then were they really worth it to begin with?
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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

#reblog#i think it is quite nice to look past our own interpretations of a character or whatever#but damn#sometimes the headcanons being applied just suck#<- what everyone else is saying#can you tell im unoriginal#lalalalalala#ok ill shut up now
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When I was 12 years of age I wrote a set of really bad Muzan headcanons after receiving an ask (that I forced my friend to write and send). That post has 531 notes as of today. When I remember this I scream in horror, and I grit my teeth in hatred, sliding them over each other again and again and again and again and again until they are flat and smooth.
#meatworm speaks#meatwormcritic#kidnappingvictim99#meatwormfanfics rip#demon slayer fanfic#my regrets as a writer
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My inability to add anything to a post besides "YOU'RE SO RIGHT" and the same point the op made regurgitated actually makes me super dumb.
#meatworm speaks#im trying to get better at adding to things because i am not very good at it#do you guys know if we have life tomorrow#tomorrow is the fall of man#im so excited.#kidnappingvictim99#meatwormcritic
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Here we are again. The number one Rengoku fan makes a comeback.
Greetings! I'm publically known as no1rengokufan and privately referred to as:
Lucien ( Luci )
Solstice
Soleil ( Sol )
Kismet ( Kis , Kiss , Kissy )
You may find an extended list of my names at :
I was previously referred to as sparrowsandcrowsinc ! I go by he or him pronouns and if you call me a woman the gods themselves will descend from the heavens and curse you to a hundred years of torture in the deepest levels of hell.
I am a minor in many ways but an eldritch horror in a few others. Regardless! Do not make strange or sexual jokes towards me. I do not appreciate it.
I have many interests and I am a yumeshipper / Gachikoi. I treat my relationships with Kyōjurō Rengoku , Atsushi Nakajima , and Ryūnosuke Akutagawa as real and I refer to them as my boyfriends. However, I also do have an irl boyfriend! I love him very very much.
My list of interests is far too long, but here are my current largest interests!
Bungou Stray Dogs
Demon Slayer / Kimetsu No Yaiba
Attack on Titan
Misfiction / Mistrick
Death Note
Legend of Zelda
Epic: The Musical
House MD
Papers Please
My Hero Academia
I promise, I love a lot of things that I consume media from. I am a writer, please commission me I am very very poor.
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Hi, it's me, user Kidnappingvictim99 on tumblr.com! Formally known as Meatwormcritic/Meatwormfanfics. I am even MORE obsessed with Mistrick & Misfiction than I was in 2022-2023. Scroll down to read more about me and what I'll be using this blog for.

I have no clue how to introduce myself, I will try. I would say English isn't my first language so you can't get mad at me for grammatical & spelling errors but I would be LYING! Fun fact: my parents both speak multiple languages and attempted to make me trilingual as a child but I just never picked up on anything besides English. Tragic. I completely forgot French and Arabic (aswell as any other languages I attempted to learn when I was younger). But enough rambling about that. Just take any grammatical or spelling errors as evidence to my hatred of the English language. <- whatever that means.
Time for some actual introduction. For impersonal names, you can call me Meatworm or Meatwormcritic. You can also call me Kidnappingvictim99 if you realllyyy want to.
You can also call me ↓
Kiana / Lola / Victor(ia) / idc
those are my main names, I go by other ones too. (ദ്ദി ๑>•̀๑)
My pronouns are He & She, he preferred. I was born Muharram 8 (December 25th) and am a minor, be aware of that. Dattebayo!
Evil mixed fag, (W)blasian latino + American, I speak English & I'm Learning Arabic. Queer.


INTERESTS
My interests are ↓
Mistrick & Misfiction
My Hero Academia
Demon Slayer
Nana
The Summer Hikaru Died
Pearl & X (A24)
Ghibli movies (specifically Grave Of The Fireflies)
2000s, 90s and 80s movies and music
Horror in general
Musical theatre
Old internet and Tumblr culture / Heritage
Fanfiction and fandom culture in general
Cultural anthropology
Psychology & Linguistics
Queer history
Japanese history (Yamato period, Heian era, Edo period, Taisho era, Showa era. Mostly the heian era.)
Pre-islamic arabian history
Japanese cinematography
+ way more I'm forgetting and don't have the motivation to write again because TUMBLR. DELETED. MY. EDIT. I'll probably fix this up at a later date. The ones in bold are very special to me.


Tumblr deleted my FUCKING edits to this so I'm gonna keep this brief because I do not want to write everything all over again
WHAT I WRITE
I mainly write headcanons. I don't tend to post any of my writing but that's going to change soon. I write for ↓
Mistrick / Misfiction
My Hero Academia
Demon Slayer
The Summer Hikaru Died
That's it. I might edit this list as I grow up and evolve like a pokémon.
DO I TAKE REQUESTS?
I won't write full fics but I will write headcanons. Shoot me an ask and see if I respond. I might not though considering I am a student and EXTREMELY mentally ill. I may just drop random headcanons and scenarios when I feel like it. Dattebayo!


BYF
As stated above, I am extremely mentally ill. Don't expect me to be online all the time or answer your asks.
I am always flying into an angered frenzy and I am crazy. I am always moving closer to my prophesied demise.
I have unhealthy obsessions and am naturally protective over those obsessions.
I don't expect anybody to really interact with me so I'm not worried about writing an extensive BYF or anything, just ask me questions if you're curious.
DISCLAIMER
I think dni lists are functionally useless but I will block you if you're a NSFW / MDNI account. There is more "criteria" but I am lazy. I block freely and very liberally, I will block you if you annoy or disgust me. Do not reach out to ask why you're blocked/ask if you can be unblocked. I don't care.
MY TAGS (ok, I made this addition hours upon hours after the original post. But I thought it was relevant.)
#Kidnappingvictim99 / Meatwormcritic = general tag encompassing most of my posts
#Meatworm speaks = I give my thoughts on a topic, usually something stupid.
↑ possibly more to be added.
Ok bye that's all I'M STILL SO MAD THAT TUMBLR DELETED THE EDIT I MADE HERE AUGHHHHHHHH IF IT DELETES IT AGAIN I'M GOING TO EXPLODE AND KILL PEOPLE
#intro post#pinned intro#introduction#fanfic writer#meatwormcritic#kidnappingvictim99#meatworm speaks
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Oh, you!
hi can we make out
Oh boy oh boy, yes!
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That moment when I do my required daily search through the Mistrick tag and I find absolutely nothing new. The only things I find are the same 5 pieces of art and MY POSTS from 2 years ago on my old blog. I used to be Meatwormcritic.
I genuinely wish there was more of a fandom for Mistrick / Misfiction because I am severely obsessed with it and have been for a good 3 years AND IT'S AMAZING AND AWESOME AND GREAT AND I'M DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH JOHN. I need to actually use this blog to Mistrickmaxx and stuff but I crave validation from likes and comments and you typically don't get those on Tumblr, I can't even lie.
I just feel the need to heal my younger self and POST POST POST about Mistrick and I'm sorrryyyy that this is a ramble but who the hell cares because it's Tumblr and like 5 people MAXIMUM are going to see this. I will be posting headcanons and stuff about John & Chase because they are my everything.. Maybe. No guarantee I'll actually follow through and post about it BUT STAY TUNED IF I DO BECAUSE I WILL WRITE STUFF THAT IS SO GOOD THAT YOU ASCEND TO HEAVEN AND SPIRITUALLY HIGHFIVE GOD. IT WILL BE SO GOOD YOU START TO WEEP OPENLY.
Idk bye I know this isn't what ANY of the people who are following me actually followed for but I don't care because like I said I do what I want.. I do what I want forever..
#mistrick#i dont know what to tag this with because i am an ancient babylonian demon who hasnt a clue how to use tumblr and hasnt used it in forever#when i say i dont know what to tag this with i mean it#mistrick game#meatwormcritic#kidnappingvictim99
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If I was a student at UA and on my first day someone asked what my quirk was and all of the sudden Present Mic popped out of nowhere loudly explaining who I am, what my quirk is, and what its drawbacks are, I’d probably cry.
#bnha#boku no hero academia#mha#my hero academia#me personally id kill him with a comically large hammer#ion fw that#kill mic
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The fact that the Todoroki family storyline is a tragedy.
The fact that the manga ends with every single one of the Todoroki children remaining irreversibly damaged.
The fact that sometimes hurt is just hurt and there isn't a higher reason for it.
The fact that despite taking different approches, none of the Todoroki children are judged by the narritive for their choices in moving forward and finding their own peace.
The fact that Horikoshi didnt set out to write a story of justice in his superhero comic, but instead wrote a realistic take on how abuse survivors actually get treated by the world we live in.
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