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[kikibumblesqueaks]

Hi hi! Just letting everyone know I’m taking a quick social media break to recharge my battery 🪫 and I’ll be back on Sunday!💕

ILY *mwah mwah* 🫧✨🌈☔️🌧️💫

[kikibumblesqueaks]

Imagining if I cracked someone who’s bigger and stronger than me and they thought they were real tough til I started tickling them to pieces~

“Awwww the big scary wolf is just a ticklish little puppy inside, huh? Poor baby” 😇💕

[kikibumblesqueaks]

Please read🫶

I put this on my intro post but am also making this separate post so peeps will see it🤧

DM Disclaimer: Due to my range of physical and mental disabilities I frequently experience brain fog and fatigue, and my social energy varies day-to-day. This means there are days I’ll chat up a storm and converse/RP with you all day if you’re available, there are days I only have the energy to send you one message, and there are days when I just can’t talk to anyone at all. Sometimes I will pop onto Tumblr just to post something I had pre-written so my blog doesn’t die but I don’t reply to my DMs because I still don’t have the energy. My silence doesn’t mean I’m not interested in talking to you or being friends!! I LOVE having friends here, getting Tumblr notifications makes me smile and some of y’all are my closest besties🥺But I do have to pace myself with social interaction because I’m still recovering from a very serious burnout and I need to take care of myself and charge my internal battery. So if I’m quiet for a little bit it’s okay to reach out and check in but it may take me a day or so to get back to you👉👈

Thank you for understanding!!🐈‍⬛🩵✨

[kikibumblesqueaks]

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG BB!!🐈‍⬛💕

@starburstbubbleswitch @the-shy-ler @ticklishsquish @doc-equation25

picrew and last song you listened to <3

no pressure tags

@wilburthetherian @hold-my-dr-pepper @femboy-hooters-official @100percent-shell-oil @nanochittle

@tameable50 @ford-mustang-1969 @truly-jcjenson @sam-the-skelepun

[kikibumblesqueaks]

3 Things:

1. I discovered that using a soft feather to help blow off eraser crumbs and prevent accidental smudging is the most useful thing ever.

2. This is one of my many many time consuming projects that makes it hard for me to keep up with my socials eheh😅

3. THIS STROKE OF GENIUS PUTS ME IN A VERY BAD LER MOOD EVERY TIME I GOTTA FLICK THE FEATHER OVER MY SUBJECTS AND I’M UNWELL SEND HELP!!!!😤😵‍💫🫠

[kikibumblesqueaks]

🎶 shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals <3

I'm guessing you already did this since I got it from you, BUT youse me favorite so voilá lol

*hands you some cookies* 🤲🍪🍪

I actually didn’t, I just stole it from someone else’s ask cuz it sounded fun LOL🤣🤫

Shudder before the Beautiful - Nightwish

Rest Calm - Nightwish

Stargazers - Nightwish

Alpenglow - Nightwish

She Is My Sin - Nightwish

Thank you for the ask Bubblebop!🥰💜

[kikibumblesqueaks]

Hiiiiii🐝

Sorry for being super inactive, especially in my DMs!!!😫 Life stuff is taking my attention away from my socials lately, so much medical & farm girl shit to tend to, BUT AM ALIVE AND I LOVE YOU ALL and I promise I shall be active as much as I can, I NO FORGET YOU!!💕💕

Anyway WHY DID THIS STORE HAVE TO CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT-???!!?

[kikibumblesqueaks]

Long time no see zebra friend and I’m so sorry 💔🥹

Life’s been busy and I’ve been kinda a mess. And I’ve been going trough a program where they test my work abilities and I’ve been exhausted. So I’ve been in little space since yesterday and just going back and forth.

And little me made her first Kandi bracelet today and she was very proud and kinda wanted her big crafty sister to see it 😭❤️

Also hoofbump 🤛🦓

*hands you some cookies* 🤲🍪🍪

Awww hi zebra buddy!!🥹💕💕

Hey it’s okay, don’t worry about it!! That sounds super stressful, I’m sorry🥺😢

*hugs & head pets* 🫂💜

Omg that looks SO CUTE!!!!😍😍😍

I LOOOVE the chunky daisy chain aesthetic!!!🌼

Aww big crafty sister?🥺 I’m honored🙏💜💕

Thank you so much for sharing, this definitely boosted my serotonin honey🥹🥰🌸

Hoof bump!!🤛🦓💜

[kikibumblesqueaks]

Okay but can y’all imagine the PURE CHAOS that would ensue if all these lers and switches here had voodoo dolls of their lees?

Like………………….🫣

We would all be GONERS🫠💀⚰️🪦💐

[kikibumblesqueaks]

Thank you for tagging me Cloud!!⛅️😸💕

@giggly-cloud

Were you named after anyone?: Well my deadname did come from a TV show character but my parents were just inspired by it, I wasn’t really named after her (I’m not doxxing that). My chosen name comes from one of my favorite characters from something I’m also not doxxing because that’s not public info😅 But I will say that my blog persona Kiki comes from my chosen middle name Kira which I picked because it was something my dad originally wanted to name me (mom said nah LOL) and I just thought it was so beautiful and kinda badass and my dad’s inspiration was a Star Trek character😂

When was the last time you cried?: My eyes got a bit wet from listening to The Islander by Nightwish this morning, but last time I full-on cried into a tshirt cuz there ain’t enough tissues in the house to stop the flood was yesterday afternoon for Reasons™️🥲🤘(PMS + ‘tism = Bad)

Do you have kids?: Yes…. they have hooves & paws and live in a barn but yes🤣 I’m not able to have human children for several reasons, one of them being I just simply don’t want any, I’m happy to play with kids and give ‘em right back to their parents LOL, so I put all my love into my fur babies and consider them to be my kids (and my parents call them their grandkids cuz they love them like that too)🐐🐐🐈🐈‍⬛

What sports do you play/have you played?: I did swimming for awhile when I was a kid, archery for about a year when I was a teen, horseback riding for about two years as an adult, and I was a breakdancer for 3 1/2 years til my EDS showed its true colors and I was forced to quit.

Do you use sarcasm?: Yeah right, like autistic people are capable of sarcasm🙄

YES I USE IT ALL THE TIME🤧

What is the first thing you notice about people?: Usually their hair, piercings, tattoos, clothes, or facial expression. Depends on the person!

What’s your eye color?: Light gray-green hazel with a tiny amber ring around the pupils!

Scary movies or happy endings?: HAPPY ENDINGS PLEASE & THANK YOU😅 I’ve got enough stress and trauma to deal with on my own without horror scenes replaying in my mind.

Any talents?: Being autistic I guess💀 Drawing, painting, customizing clothes, designing jewelry, dancing (when I’m not incapacitated), imitating animal sounds (particularly goats and birds), very effectively tickling myself, making anything out of duct tape, customizing American Girl dolls, crushing on women who are bad for me, popping joints that shouldn’t be popped…. idk🤣

Where were you born?: Between my mom’s legs I think but I was dealing with the worst sensory overload of my life so I wasn’t paying much attention tbh🤷‍♀️

What are your hobbies?: Same as my talents (except the dumb ones) plus stargazing, watching bees and butterflies, gardening, redecorating my room, photography & editing pics, Minecraft, napping, listening to Nightwish and watching Nightwish and researching Nightwish and stim dancing to Nightwish, listening to Floor Jansen and watching Floor Jansen and researching Floor Jansen and stim dancing to Floor Jansen, and just…. TICKLES😖😖😖😖😖

Do you have any pets?: YESHHH!! I have two Nigerian Dwarf goatie girls named Charlotte & Starlight (aka Binky & Pooga) and two kitty boys named Rosco & Panda (aka Bingus & Pandie)💕

How tall are you?: 5’4”

Favorite subject in school?: I was homeschooled all my life and never went to college so idk but anything to do with art, animals and playing outdoors was/is my vibe!

Dream job?: I don’t have one😕 I’m busy struggling with disabilities that have kept me unemployed for 3ish years now and I can barely even think about fantasies such as employment, never mind something I’d enjoy. Perhaps my dream job is ending capitalism so disabled people don’t even have to worry about impossible burdens like earning money to live when it’s hard enough taking care of ourselves as it is.

Tags for friendos who might wanna join!💕

@starburstbubbleswitch @ticklishsquish @the-shy-ler @bunnyizback @doc-equation25 @thecutestler

(No pressure!!)💕

Btw if you know me outside of my blog-

NO YOU DON’T🤨

15 questions for 15 friends:

Thanks for thinking of me for these questions, @lady-featherquill ~ this is like mmmmh a certain kind of tingle blushhh tickle for me to be called on~

Were you named after anyone?: Yess I was named after Burl Ives, but you wouldn't know it because I spell and pronounce my name differently~

When was the last time you cried?: I made the mistake of thinking about The Lion King a few hours ago~

Do you have kids?: I make kids all the time. Like crying over the lion king because I randomly was thinking about how real to life the animation was of Simba pulling on Mufasa's ear and holygodddddd he was trying to wake his dad up whyyyyyyy are animators so supremely great at heartsqueezing~~~ I'm just kidding. That was a kid.

What sports do you play/have you played?: all of them I think~ I live by the fake it until you make it mindset and I'm still figuring out the latter part of that. But I did study pickleball thoroughly under its venerable founder, The Earl of Pickle

Do you use sarcasm?: William Shakesman said that's the lowest form of brevity so I try to avoid it whenever possible, also I'm horrendously bad at it to where I sound completely sincere and this has resulted in one too many punches to the face because, surprisingly if you poorly sarcastically announce you'd really love to be just hit in the face there are a LOT of people who are all too eager to jump in~

What is the first thing you notice about people?: That they're always trying to figure out if I hate them because I had a fairly consistent RBF crossed with an inclination to be mysterious. Through online interactions I first take note of their comma frequency because that says so much about a person's Oxford-related preferences.

What's your eye color?: Blue or green or grey depending which type of light you shove in my face, followed by whatever my eyelid is because moonlight makes me squint

Scary movies or happy endings?: I like the ones where nothing is really resolved and the story just sort of stops because everyone gave up and it was probably lunchtime so f*ck it~

Any talents?: I can do a hair flip like nobody's business, which is to say no one should ever be in the business of doing such hair flips because I've knocked over more cups and hit my head on more things than anyone should do in five lifetimes.

Where were you born?: I'm fairly certain I've always been, because whenever I attempt to find the record of my birth Mr. Tumnus plays an enchanting tune and I wake up in a cold room.

What are your hobbies?: arguing on the Internet and street corners why Fullmetal Alchemist 2003 is better than Brotherhood. I took up the hobby after some guy stole my bicycle which was an outrage, but that was his hobby and he imparted the wisdom which set me on my path which is that a hobby is something that makes you completely miserable and spreads that misery onto anyone unfortunate enough to share your space.

Do you have any pets?: No, no one ever wants to pet me and it's probably because of the below answer

How tall are you?: 6'2

Favorite subject in school?: History. Not so much for the subject matter but because memorizing facts comes obscenely easy to me and I loved writing excessively lengthy essays which went nowhere and were loaded with as many funny words as I could muster like trying to relate an unrelated event to the future of filibustering.

Dream job?: Tending a lighthouse so I could make giant shadowpuppets over the water and make alligator mouths eat the ships.

Join in and pass it on if you can. Don't feel obligated!

@witchy-giggles @atomiccollectorwitch @crystalstarlight4657 @opossumgirltongue @adventuresofmelody @greenticklerdreams @juviisworld @dusktexanler @polsj103 @fuzzypilled @androgynousangeldreamland @daisylovestickles @yourgothgfswitch @magicaltickles @giggliestgirl

[kikibumblesqueaks]

As an autistic person this is a whole other level of completely unfair💀💀💀💀💀

a fun date idea: we go out to dinner and i look lovingly into your eyes as i tell you every last detail on how i'm going to tickle the absolute shit out of you when we get home and every time you break eye contact is another minute added to their demise <3

[kikibumblesqueaks]

💗🌷🌼 ✨This is the you are amazing award. Send it to ten bloggers you think are wonderful or just take a moment to bask in your own awesomeness! ✨ 🌼🌷💗

*hands you some cookies* 🤲🍪🍪

Eeeeee thank you thank you Cloud!!🥰⛅️✨

YOU IS MUCH AMAZE & AWESOMES💕💕

[kikibumblesqueaks]

💗🌷🌼 ✨This is the you are amazing award. Send it to ten bloggers you think are wonderful or just take a moment to bask in your own awesomeness! ✨ 🌼🌷💗

*hands you some cookies* 🤲🍪🍪

Awww thank you Katlyn!!😸🦓💕

YOU IS AWESOMENESS *hoof bump*🤜🤛💕

[kikibumblesqueaks]

💗🌷🌼 ✨This is the you are amazing award. Send it to ten bloggers you think are wonderful or just take a moment to bask in your own awesomeness! ✨ 🌼🌷💗

*hands you some cookies* 🤲🍪🍪

Awww tank yoo Squishbean!!🥹🥰

You is also AMAZING and full of awesomeness!😎

[kikibumblesqueaks]

💗🌷🌼 ✨This is the you are amazing award. Send it to ten bloggers you think are wonderful or just take a moment to bask in your own awesomeness! ✨ 🌼🌷💗

*hands you some cookies*🤲🍪🍪

Awww thank you so much sweet anon!!!🥰💕🐝

[kikibumblesqueaks]

A short fem!reader/girlfriend imagine I wrote while I was high last night🪶📝🫣

I’m not a writer but sometimes I scribble for fun😝🙈

Ler Gone Wrong~

Y/N: *crawls into bed and nestles down next to GF*

GF: *wraps her arms around you and kisses your forehead*

“You know, I heard a rumor…. that there was a Tickle Monster sited somewhere around here….”

Y/N: “Oh? That’s very interesting! Have you found it yet?”

GF: “Oh, I don’t know… maybe…”

Y/N: “Mm well you’re about to!”

*sits up abruptly and pounces on GF, holding her down with one arm and playfully drilling the wiggling fingers of your free hand into her belly and sides*

GF: *YELPS*

“WAHAIT BABE NOHOO-!!! THAHATS NOT WHAT I MEHEHEAAANT-!!”

Y/N: *evilly wiggles thumb into her bellybutton while squishing and squeezing her lower tummy with your other four fingers*

“Oh really? Then what DID you mean, my silly ticklish puppy? Hmm? You got somethin to say for yourself, babygirl?”

GF: *red in the face and squealing with giggles while trying to shake you off*

“I’M SUPPOSED TO BE THE LEHEHER YOU BRAHAHAT!!! GET OHOHOFFF!!!”

Y/N: “Oh? Is that so? Well that’s just too bad, sweetie!”

*giggles and moves slightly off her to reach her hips and squeeze them rapidly*

GF: *takes the opportunity to punt you off and pin you down firmly by the wrists while straddling your hips, staring down at you and panting slightly from all the giggles*

“You are SO in for it, poor sweet baby.”

*immediately starts attacking one armpit with her free hand, scribbling her nails all around the center and pinching along the bad spot where the armpit meets the shoulder, meanwhile growling and burying her face into the crook of your neck and pretending to chomp on you*

Y/N: *kicks and shrieks with laughter*

GF: *presses her lips to your ear*

“Awww, who’s the cute little ticklish babygirl now, hmm? Who’s the silliest puppy? You are! That’s right, you are! Tikitikitiki~! RAWR!!”

*goes back to chomping and nomming on you with lots of tickly neck kisses mixed in, wrecking you for several minutes til you’re too tired to laugh anymore and she lets up and holds you close to her, gently rubbing your back and whispering soft praise as you nuzzle into her collarbone and blissfully fall asleep*

“I love you, my little ticklish princess.” <3

*Ahem* anyways-

Oh btw that one-handed combo move where you stick your thumb into your lee’s bellybutton while simultaneously squeezing around with your other fingers was for STORY PURPOSES ONLY, it is HIGHLY ILLEGAL and should DEFINITELY NEVER BE USED!!!

[kikibumblesqueaks]

CREEP UPDATE!!

Creep I posted about a few weeks ago now goes by @/tkler15487 (link to my original post below)

PLEASE SPREAD THIS, HE IS FOLLOWING MINORS!!!

New intel curtesy of @atomiccollectorwitch 🙏