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Yae Miko crochet pattern in Ravelry

https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/yae-miko-crochet-pattern-genshin-impact 

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Why fall in love when you can fall to you death from a cliff while several police cars surround you, hearing the sound of approaching helicopters and no other way out, you decide the most merciful act would be to let god judge your actions. As you fall, you start to think of the person you once were, and the ones you left behind. Thinking how everything turned out the way it did, you feel a drop sliding off your face, as everything turns to pure darkness. 

Anyway, lets do that instead why don’t we

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MXTX chart bc why not

was bored so i made a mxtx chart. doubting a lil bit with tgcf, mdzs is 100% accurate and luo binghe is neither an m or an s, he’s just a slut lol

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I feel like at least half of my emotions are just separate curse words like

“Hey how are you feeling today?”

“Bitch“

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Every time they adapt a chinese bl novel to donghua/drama: 

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QiRong: He doesn't deserve you

QiRong: If he doesn't treat you right by now youre gone

Xuan Ji: I'm gone!

QiRong: *nods* Now go chop his diCK OFF!!

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Me: can i watch a new show or listen to something new? Please?

My mind: NO!!! In fact, we're gonna listen to the same 3 songs until you grow sick of them and hate them!!!

Me: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME???

My mind: Because we're mentally ill!! AND LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!

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JGY when he sees WWX and LWJ confessing their love while literally being held hostage by him: 

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I will never be straight cuz i have

Scoliosis

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Holy shit just saw a post with a lot of tumblr user pizza apparitions and i figured out i might as well call him to see what happens

Pizza man, i invoke you

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Washington: Alexander, son-

Hamilton:

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Me: I'm gonna sleep early today

Me at 3 am watching a guy from thailand cutting a coconut: nice

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My imagination is my best ally and my worst enemy

Made this the other day and I believe i have reached my peak of dumbass 

My son is beautiful

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I had so little sleep I'm now able to taste colors

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I like my men like i like my coffee.

Hot and very bitter.

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Me watching The Dragon Prince like

I'm not a thirsty bitch

I'M NOT A THIRSTY BITCH

....fuck

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I've only known commander Gren for 2 seasons and a half but if something were to happen to him, I'd kill everyone that made TDP and then myself

Look at him and tell me you don't love him. I dare you