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Collecting allergens for my kombucha inocculant
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They called me the “vibe emaciator” back in high school
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Liquidating all of the medicine in your cabinet. Sorry.
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Guysss we need to be burying more things. More.
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Stuck in the middle of my two shitbag snakes

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The m&m mascots are the royalty of the m&m hivemind. The yellow m&m uses his pheromones to relax the m&Ms before packaging
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Just stepped on goochland soil for the first time. Honey I’m home!!!!
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I call the blue. Grippy one



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source 1, 2, 3
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I spin and then i take a mint. Then, I leave your office.
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Hey Sydney Sweeney Dude where’d you get those shit ass shoes
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