killianjonesrightearring

[killianjonesrightearring]

going into work!! ^^

[killianjonesrightearring]

my sister thought bdsm was a myers-briggs personality type and i havent stopped thinking about it since she told me

[killianjonesrightearring]

Shes not real

[killianjonesrightearring]

oh my god.. one week.. one week. I am so excited and scared.

[killianjonesrightearring]

a foot fetishist told me my feet were weird at a party once. do you know how humiliating it is to have your feelings hurt by the foot dude

[killianjonesrightearring]

if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.

[killianjonesrightearring]

Me: I wonder how many works this fandom has on AO3

Me emerging from the depths: what day is it?

[killianjonesrightearring]

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

[killianjonesrightearring]

Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.

[killianjonesrightearring]

extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

[killianjonesrightearring]

SELF INSERT NOOO THE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO KILL YOU FOR BEING DEEPLY IN LOVE THEY ARE GOING TO HIT YOU WITH ROCKS AND THROW YOU INTO THE TORTURE REALM FOR DARING TO BE VULNERABLE AND FULL OF YEARNING NOOO

[killianjonesrightearring]

i'm such a big fan of when Loki's fits include a scarf. smiles big and wide. yeah.

[killianjonesrightearring]

LOKI - (THOR 2011) | DELETED SCENE | SECOND PART

[killianjonesrightearring]

i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

[killianjonesrightearring]

𝗦𝗘𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡 as 𝗝𝗘𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗢𝗡/𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗗 𝗛𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥

ONCE UPON A TIME. (2012)

[killianjonesrightearring]

never feel like i can reblog any posts about how i love seeing men beat up and crying and being miserable bc i feel like a lot of them originate from a place of not liking men. you want to see men having a miserable time because you hate men. i want to see men having a miserable time because im a sadomasochist faggot who loves them. we are not the same.

[killianjonesrightearring]

Season 2 Hook | Pt. 3