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elephant, not sure if that counts as niche though lol

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What If?

The Avengers cared for Tony as much as he cared for them

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Steve who starts gaining weight and instead of getting insecure, just becomes more confident. He's happier this way, he thinks he's even more attractive this way too. He still works out, he still likes sports but now he likes eating just as much. He starts wearing crop tops and shorts and others things he would've never worn when he was thinner. The kids don't comment on it but he sees their smiles as he instantly reaches for snacks. The adults stop reminding him to eat, Mrs. Henderson only sends him home with food because he likes her cooking. Robin playfully snacks his stomach and likes to cuddle with her face in his tummy. Eddie loves the new Steve. He constantly touches his belly, his thick arms and thighs. He watches Steve eat with a loving and fond smile. He stocks up on food in preparation for Steve coming over. He's always found staring at the little bit that peeks out over Steve's jeans.

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This used to seem so far away.

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The Harrington Parents

What if Steve is not actually an only child. He is actually the youngest. The reason his parents are never around and we never get any mention of older siblings is that there is a very large age gap. Is sibling closest to him is more than 10 years older than him. His sibling or siblings are in were in college or close to it when he was born.

His parents never wanted another child. They had done their WASPy due diligence and had the appropriate number of children and raised them to adulthood. Then Mrs. Harrington got pregnant. They thought is was menopause at first, but, no, it was another child. They were looking forward to being empty nesters, and they did not want another child.

Steve grew up knowing his parents didn’t want him. He was a mistake that got in the way of their perfect retirement plan. He would hear his parents talk to his siblings on the phone and seem so proud of his lawyer brother or his senator’s wife sister. 

His parents went to his sister’s wedding anniversary, it was the same day as an important swim meet. They were there for when his brother made partner, it was Steve’s 10th birthday. 

He tried to be more like his brother. His brother in high school was on the basketball team. He was swim captain. It didn’t work. His parents still were never home.

He is not close to his siblings. They did know what to do with a toddler begging for their parents attention. Then they had their careers and their own kids to focus on. Steve was left at home, alone, watching his parents be good ones to the children they actually wanted. 

It wasn’t them. They were good parents. They never forgot an important date. They were attentive. They called on birthday’s and visited on holiday’s. So the problem wasn’t them. He watched them be great parents, ones that any kid love to call their own. He was just watching it happen to other people.

His parents were good parents. They just didn’t want him. 

So, he must be the problem.

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Chapters: 13/14 Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Robin: Son of Batman (Comics), Super Sons (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Tim Drake & Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson & Damian Wayne, Jason Todd & Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, damian - Relationship, Duke Thomas & Damian Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth & Damian Wayne, Lois Lane & Damian Wayne, Barbara Gordon & Damian Wayne, Cassandra Cain & Damian Wayne, Talia al Ghul & Damian Wayne Characters: Damian Wayne, Titus | Damian Wayne’s Dog, Barbara Gordon, Tim Drake, Bruce Wayne, Jonathan Samuel Kent, Dick Grayson, Alfred Pennyworth, Jason Todd, Duke Thomas, Lois Lane, Cassandra Cain, Stephanie Brown, Talia al Ghul Additional Tags: Good Dog Titus | Damian Wayne’s Dog, Service Dogs, Damian Wayne is Robin, Damian Wayne-centric, Damian Wayne Feels, Damian Wayne Needs a Hug, Damian Wayne is Bad at Feelings, Damian Wayne Has a Heart, Damian Wayne Has PTSD, Good Sibling Tim Drake, Tim Drake & Damian Wayne Bonding, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Slice of Life, Brotherly Bonding, Duke Thomas is a Batfamily Member, Good Sibling Duke Thomas, Tim Drake & Damian Wayne Get Along, Good Grandparent Alfred Pennyworth, Alfred Pennyworth is the Best, Damian Wayne Acts Like a Kid, Barbara Gordon is Batgirl, Barbara Gordon is Oracle, Protective Barbara Gordon, Good Older Sibling Barbara Gordon, Good Sibling Cassandra Cain, Cassandra Cain is Black Bat, Tim Drake is Red Robin, Dick Grayson is Nightwing, Good Sibling Dick Grayson, Protective Dick Grayson, Jason Todd is Red Hood, Good Sibling Jason Todd, Protective Jason Todd, Stephanie Brown is Spoiler, Good Sibling Stephanie Brown, Protective Stephanie Brown, Damian Wayne Gets a Hug, Minor Original Character(s), only for the sake of the plot, thery’re in one chapter, Protective Bruce Wayne, Good Parent Bruce Wayne Series: Part 2 of Batfamily Stories Summary:

Tim has a glorious idea and no one will convince him it isn’t going to work. “I’m telling you, Titus could be easily trained to be a therapy dog.”

or

Bruce convinces Damian to go on a summer camp trip with Jon and when he comes back Titus behaves…differently.

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my favourite type of fan fictions are like. Slightly canon divergent. Like everything is the same but we fix this one annoying detail you can’t stand and let it butterfly effect the whole story.

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What people think the ultimate sacrifice was: Iron Man giving up his life when he snapped the gauntlet

What the actual ultimate sacrifice was: Ned saying he was watching p*rn to keep Peter’s cover

The fact that they never showed any follow up to that scene will haunt me

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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

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Hawks learns there is a rumor that he can speak to chickens. Thinking it's hilarious, he buys a pet chicken. He keeps it on his head and when it clucks, he clucks back. The other heroes either find it annoying or genuinely think he can understand it. Endeavor tried to fry his chicken once and Hawks had to hide out in his apartment for a whole week.

Soon, there's a rumor that Mirko speaks to rabbits.

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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I love when Robin and Steve can communicate just with their faces, no words spoken between them.

But what about Robin and Steve who think they've just gotten really good at reading each other but their minds are actually just connected.

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Breaking: Keanu Reeves is reportedly set to be the voice of Shadow the Hedgehog in Sonic Movie 3, multiple sources tell The Hollywood Reporter. Paramount has yet to issue an official comment.

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Robin coming out to Steve by saying 'I like girls' and Steve is just like 'yeah, me too'.

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I'm not finished with The Office yet but I really want an episode where they go to a haunted hotel and Dwight or Jim just scares everyone. Michael hears about this haunted hotel and makes everyone go and they're expecting a boring trip of just staying at a random hotel cause ghosts aren't real obviously. Then they hear noises at night, banging and whooshing sounds. In someone's room, their suitcase goes flying across the floor. Someone's window flies open. They all sit in fear under earth their blankets the whole night.

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Here's two that I know of:

If anyone has any others, please share.

I think my favorite Merlin headcanon is Arthur thinking Merlin is an alcoholic and plans an intervention.

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Bruce has never woken up so fast in his entire life and he's been stabbed in his sleep before.

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