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me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do
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me: *lays down with a tank top*
my titty: hey :-)
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my brother sent me this picture a few months ago and it burned a hole in my brain and i have since been unable to stop saying “I’m make cakes” literally every ten seconds
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I see this so often I made an ms paint comic
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STOP MAKING BAD DECISIONS AT 3AM
JUST GO TO BED
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This asshole just set his son up for a life of bullying and harassment
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where do I see myself in five years? hopefully replying to multi-paragraph work emails with: cool! thanks.-Sent From My iPhone
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there’s a special circle of hell for people who are unnecessarily rude to retail employees
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New IT OC: Pennywise’s thot cousin THAT
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I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.
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