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Also when was anyone gonna mention ironheart is literally gonna be out june 24th and I'm only now hearing about.

I have been waiting for ironheart sense literally after Tony's death. Only to find out she's getting a disney plus tv series.

I watched thunderbolts* on Saturday and it's currently Thursday. One movie got me more interested in the marvel franchise in less then a week than all of the past marvel movies since before covid.

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Slight thunderbolts spoiler... I think

Anyway I've been wondering why Valentina's manipulation didn't work on sentry. And now I'll need to go watch the movie again to remember exactly what was in Bob's room in the void but i remember his saying "don't hurt her" to his dad.He later says it again when the void is hurting yelena.

I don't think he was protecting his mom in that scene, I think he had a sister.

Valentina couldn't connect to bob the same way yalena did not just because Val was fake af but because bob probably just doesn't listen to parental figures and instead values those closer to him in age.

All that to say I headcanon that bob had a sister.

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Once again, Iman Vellani <3

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This is a nonspoiler headcanon but like is no one gonna mention the fact that the thunderbolts probably have a zoo at home.

Like yelena has at least 2 pets but with how easily she just takes the guinea pig you just know she's always the first to take strays home and now she can just hand them to bob like ✨️i bring you a gift✨️ and it's a rescued hamster.

And bucky has alpine.

And like Bob needs all the therapy pets

Plus I feel like it would be the right amount of petty if it pissed of Valentina.

Mel of course comes by to distress after work by petting the animals.

I think ava would like reptiles

And John walker is either allergic and suffering from all the pet dander or has a fat pitty mix that is in pajamas and he takes better care of then himself.

Alexei I think is much like his daughter always picking up strays but has no sense of danger so it's anyone's guess if he'll be bringing a box turtle or like a horse when he calls yelena to say he is bringing home a new friend. Then he just shows up in the elevator with an alligator and a smoothy. (Tho I think he is also terrified of rodents and asks yelena to warn him if she's bringing any of them out of her rooms. She does not)

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in loving memory of my favorite shirt

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Todays izutsumi: gone because this fruity bitch took the spotlight

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For the first time sense 2020 I have free time. I'm not driving 2 hours to work, I'm not constantly doing shit, and I'm attempting to get some of my life in my order. But instead of wanting to fill my time doing anything productive I just want to write fanfiction.

To clarify I am a terrible writer, I can barely spell and most of the reason I can is spell check, I failed English classes so many times. But still I wanna write. I wanna write Simpsons fanfiction, I wanna write hazbin hotel fanfiction, I wanna write so much fanfiction, and I am but it's slow and it's terrible but I'll get around to posting it eventually.

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so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

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No one warns you when you start wanting to live how much it's a struggle. 27 years on this earth and only now do I decide I want to live only to realize what that entails.

I have to figure out how to do everything I put off doing because I didn't expect to live long enough to need the information.

I had to look up basics of lawn maintenance. I'm gonna have to figure out how to maintain a home. And the Cooking! Oh god cooking is so hard, I hold little patience for myself to be terrible at cooking yet still I fail. I worry I'll live on cold sandwiches and scrambled eggs for the rest of my life.

Budgeting is a terrible and I wish I didn't have to do it but because of the stupid shit I can't change I must plan for my future.

I got told that it sounds like the world keeps tripping me but that it's not my fault. I know that it isn't but it is my responsibility. I just hate it.

I hate the situations that lead to it and I hate the situation that it lead to. I had no choice in either event but must deal with it anyway. And I intellectualiize everything until it's all a stupid thing to be upset over anyway, which isn't the greatest either.

The last bit I hate is that I have so few people to ask for help. My genetic family are to busy blowing smoke up their ass, my extended family think I should already know everything, and the family that has basically adopted me have their own problems. And whenever I'm told to just look it up I just want to cry from the overwhelming information being thrown my way and everyone saying the others are wrong. It's just to much

Wanting to live is admitting I have something to lose. It makes everything harder and easier at the same time.

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REPHANIMATED WON THE COPYRIGHT BATTLE

BE FREE. WATCH TO YOUR HEART’S CONTENT

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While talking with my brother about the newest live action Disney movies I asked if you knew it would be done well what would be a good disney live action movie.

My answer

AristoCats

I think a really good live action aristocats could be made if it was filmed like homeward bound.

The cats are not cgi like lion king they are just real acting pets like they use for all the tear-jerking dog life time movies.

The humans need to be goofy and be able to switch between serious and cartoonish very quickly.

It could be very interesting modernized or if they used practical effects and staging trying to get that French roaring 20s high class vibe. It'd be a feat.

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who gave you the right to be so beautiful, sir

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Some people's brains are amazing able to solve world problems or convince others to follow them anywhere.

My brain is amazing it's own right but more in the when I take edibles and my anxiety clears for just long enough I turn into some fuckin wild philosophical poet.

Like do I really need to contemplate my religious identity through fuckin hazbin hotel, no. But it's what happens

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Shit I ment to post this on this blog

I'm the type of person who overcomplicates everything to the point that I have mentally done all the legwork to answer any question that all together is just an I fucked your mom joke.

I was told to explain myself as a child and now it's other people's problems when I won't stop talking.

Context: Hellaverse. Hazbin hotel timeline.

My main oc is fuse. A junker raccoon sinner. She works for the hotel but does not live there. But she's the hotels maintenance and is at the hotel pretty regularly.

Fuse is in a relationship with two other sinners. This joke is because of her partner miss Jane doe, or just miss doe.

Miss doe is a butterfly like sinner. her outer wings blending in with her surroundings, while her inner wings are colorful. She died in the 1940s. She traveled a lot while alive and worked as an actress, she was mainly a background character, but she still was in many films.

Now in hell she's paranoid sinner who sold her soul to zestial for safety. In return she runs a bar/ speakeasy that is more exclusive. She collects any information that comes from meetings in her bar and gives it to zestial. Fuse runs the front for the speakeasy doing maintenance across the pentagram. They're dating.

So the joke is that miss doe is Valentinos mother.

And the over thinking I did to justify it is so specific.

Mainly cus I don't know a lot about Valentino. So it's my specific Valentino in this. So Val died in the 70s miss doe died in the 40s. Valentino would have had to have died in his late 30s or later for this to work.

But the next layer to make it more complicated is that this also means fuse who died age 18 in the early 60s is dating someone who would have been in their minimum 30s!! When they were BORN.

(But they didn't date when fuse was alive. They're dating in hell and they haven't actually been dating that long. Like it's been a while but not like in the sceam of it, cus fuse has been in hell nearly 50 years so them knowing eachother for the past like 15 years and dating for a few years isn't super wild)

All of this to make the joke that miss doe had a child when she was a teenager. A little boy named Roman who grew up in the same conditions she was in which was basically glamorized human trafficking. She was controlled by her agency who used her looks as a smoke screen for lots of underhanded stuff during the late 20s till when she died in the 40s.

Roman grew up, lived, died, and became Valentino in hell. He lived longer then his mother dieing in his 50s.

Again all of this backstory so that fuse can use the only come back this man can't respond to smoothly (unintentional sex joke)

That she, a trashy robotic racoon who's motivation is is starting shit, is dating Valentino's mother.

And I want this to be every interaction she ever will have with Valentino. Ever.

Every time these two are in the same vicinity and Valentino starts being gross. She will make it her mission to remind him that not only are they dating she treats his mom well.

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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode