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It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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My aunt has been recovering from a severe flesh eating bacterial infection along with fluctuating glucose levels among other issues. She’s been in the hospital for 6 weeks, had several surgeries, hyperbaric treatments, and more. Her recovery is going to be a long road, and she will be out of work for some time. Please, if you can spare anything, donate to her cause. We would appreciate it so much ❤️

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So You Decided to Play D&D...

How you think it works:

How it actually does:

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When Asia listed every one of her drag daughter except for Phi Phi

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Painting is fun.

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me: huh damn i’m bored

the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower

me:

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what? how much do i love you? 

how much sand is on the beach? a gotdamn lot right? how all that sand get on beaches? what is sand forreal like its clean dirt forreal. wtf is a beach too this shit wild to think about. baby where you going

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if u take yr partners name in marriage yr softcore kinning them i dont know what else to say

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If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

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hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

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there is honestly nothing more gorgeously tacky than bowling alley carpet

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my room also known as stupid idiot jail

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my photoshop went hog wild ape shit because it was trying to restore some files that i left unsaved the last time i was using photoshop. and it was frozen for like 10 mins before finally collecting itself and showing me this single image it managed to restore

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Y’all know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? It’s literally more iconic than any marvel movie